Wonderboy

That shit makes people angry. Im not a fan of angry drunks. lol

I have taken 3 and 1/2 shots of crown in the past 5 miniutes and Im already buzzed. This shit is the bestest. Discuss. (what is your "kryptonite" drink?)

Thank god, I tought I was the only one left who thought so. So you wanna come over and play some gamecube? j/k

Meatloaf, Bat out of Hell album

And the start of a new one?

You Scored as Atheism You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God. Satanism 100% Atheism 100% Agnosticism 80% Paganism 30% Buddhism 30% Christianity 10% Islam 10% Haruhism 0% Confucianism 0% Judaism 0% Hinduism 0% Haha. Im 100% of two things. Thats like 200%. But my tie breaker said that my atheist 100% was greater than the devils grip upon my soul.

Well, its confirmed. This technic works wonderfully! Probably one of the smoothest shits I have ever shat.

Do the legs on the sofa table detach to move it?

Hell no we won't!

Yeah, I was gonna ask you about that. You better hurry up cuz they are reviewing applications like crazy. I think they are looking for atleast one more guy up front. Plus, I miss the way you smell.

I should have expected this. :asshole:

Is an age limit really necessary? Isnt the oven supposed to be what keeps the ass clowns out of here?

"Financial Presipitation" lol

WTF! hahaha! that dog looks pissed.

So can we start an anti-gang gang? Or an anti-klan clan, and go rid the world of these fucktards? Anybody interested? Guncrew? Boondock Saints?

So have you bought the fucking thing yet?

Hahahahahaha! That was like the smartest worded burn I have ever seen. Pure awesomeness!

The momma pandas reaction is priceless! And the Extreme Sneeze is fucking hilarious. The monkeys are just disturbing

Isnt it nice how they are always so proud of their catch that they have to show it off to you and then lay around with it? Thats pretty impressive though,I know that I couldnt catch a rabbit. I used to have a weiner dog that I watched grab 2 birds right out of the air it was amazing both times. And then she'd just run around with it hanging out of her mouth for a while. It was kinda gross. Im glad that the current dog is lazy and totally not into getting me "presents".

+1 I agree!

Well thats cool. Im glad to know that. Thanks

That is true but, I have heard of people getting charged with "inducing panic" or something like that.

If I could find an applause smiley, it would be right *here*. I agree completely.

triplet

*Off topic but still must share* I found out a while back that the stink from a fart is actually air born particles of fecal matter. So whenever you smell a fart you are actually breathing in their shit. Its fuckin ridiculous.