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Jizzle Juice

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  1. Flag! im quick but small so it might hurt ALOT if i get hit
  2. i was wondering as well. Bullshittery!!!! couldnt update my fb status
  3. :lol::lol: wow that was really funny for some reason! But really rhett your slacking I need the pics to remember what the hell this event was it was soooooooooo long ago
  4. Didn't even see the sucking dick part!!!! I hate you! I was gonna say you no I love you no homo but f that shit you bastard I hate you more than ever
  5. Didn't even see the sucking dick part!!!! I hate you! I was gonna say you no I love you no homo but f that shit you bastard I hate you more than ever
  6. No crib just apartment someday though someday
  7. Finally got past the accident it looked pretty bad everyone looked ok. Jones you can lock it whatever it takes. I see this getting out of hand cause I'm apparently ignorant. It was just a rant everyone has one
  8. You and speed racer take that shit elsewhere
  9. its hard to drive when you can't MOVE!
  10. I'm usually hone by now but NO! Peoplecant fucking drive and get into accidents and have 71 goin 5 mph ,d sit still for 10 mins this is complete bullshit I wanna choke someone!!!! Why can't people drive? Really geesh I hope it was someone from chase who likes to drive like a idiot hope there ok but realized they drive like shit and nned to quit rushing everywhere
  11. Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them..' I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off hi s pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.' Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine..' Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.' Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
  12. There good i also like wendells as well
  13. Ramsey is that ants vette in the background of your sig pic?
  14. when the fuck did i say that? ummm NEVER get that shit out of here wanna be like that then fuck you
  15. i never offerd anybody a job. That may have been paul
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