Me: Can i tap that
Them: Excuse me ??
Me: Can i tap that
Them: Ha
Me: So is that a yes or a no
Them: Sorry Im married
Me: Me 2 so yes or no
Them:Im pregnant
Me: Even better so is that a yes
Them: Id never cheat on my husband!
Me: So thats a no
Them: Its def no
BTW this was Schmelmers wife lol