Me: Can i tap that 
Them: Excuse me ?? 
Me: Can i tap that 
Them: Ha 
Me: So is that a yes or a no 
Them: Sorry Im married 
Me: Me 2 so yes or no 
Them:Im pregnant 
Me: Even better so is that a yes 
Them: Id never cheat on my husband! 
Me: So thats a no 
Them: Its def no   
BTW this was Schmelmers wife lol