mjrsplat

jeffro you live on polaris too? we should hop in the cars and go slide around somewhere. i was gonna take the supra out the other night, but had nobody to cruise with.

go to magic mountain. climb the mountain. there is magic water up top. (magic ice right about now) OR go ice skating.

i got 2 cars already, need to get the other one running. but you could buy my turbo so i can go get my 67mm

ha i see you made it in. next time do ur intro right tool.

i'll take the supermodel. gonorrhea is curable. you didnt say i couldnt take her to the clinic and get it sorted out. would you rather be caught by your family fucking your fat cousin or caught by the world fucking joan rivers

man tough crowd. just tryin to make a funny.

here it is. http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2559/tittiesjpg.jpg

i got a chick. HE doesnt. lol. and yea i told him to fix his intro, i heard it was shit. :-/

i will make a diagram 1 sec.

haha he aint got a woman. thats why he's always down to wrench on my shit.

just got told he didnt even post up pics of my ride. let him sweat it out till he gets pics, thats his fault for bein lazy. i told him to put up a good intro lol.

so my buddy jimmy (bones514 i believe is his name, i know it has bones in it) at any rate, he just did his intro and said people needed me to vouch for him, that he's my wingman and all. i can vouch, he's always there for me when i need an extra hand on the supra, i cant just jump in his intro and speak on his behalf, apparently whoever posted in his intro said to do so but im still a noob here. :-/, so hopefully nobody gets too mad about this thread, but im just trying to speak for my buddy, he is who he says he is, he's been my dude since middle school, if you guys could give him good rep and let him in i'd appreciate it. THANKS. AJ

cunt punt. would you rather A. lick the said sore on my foot after i have finished the cunt punt, B. get fucked by a kangaroo in your xgf's bed only to find out later the webcam was on, and your video was played on tosh.0

i'll go for the slap shot provided i am wearing proper gear. chicks would feel bad and id get my threesome anyway. would you rather eat the intestines of your dead family dog that died from a white castle overdose, or jam a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire up your pee hole.

THIS.

that kid's a dick. he needs a good beating.

oh im not complaining, i was just curious. sounds pretty legit to me.

i wouldnt advise jumping on a street bike if you have no idea how to ride. start on a dirtbike (4 stroke) and work your way up. unless youre starting on a ninja 250, those have no balls. seriously though, street bikes are not for beginners. they are called crotch rockets for a reason.

http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Funny-Demotivational-Posters_291.jpg

360 ftw

that lady doesnt need to be driving.

the kid obviously likes ramen..

looks pretty legit.. i'm all over it.

diff rims, suspension, more streetable turbo, bigger injectors, and tuning.

sounds like the power connections came desoldered. re solder then sell it and buy a dell or a toshiba.