Why would you eat that, even adkins diet people can't get away with ordering it because it's breaded. How embarrassing it would be to order. Just announce how fat you really are to the person behind the register.
I mean what are we gonna eat in 10 years? "I'll have the crisco burger hold the burger, and a side of cooled bacon fat wedges, and vegetable oil for my drink. Thanks!"
Fuck I'm gonna go ahead and say doing a line of coke every once in a while is healthier.....