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  1. Oh yeah. Matter of fact, we hung out one new years, I think 2 years ago. You drove us in your Subaru over to some bar on campus. The one known as yotaman is our mutual connection.

     

    Buwahahahahahah! The night I took that crazy chick home. Good lord she was a freak. That was a good 2 week run... I get bored easily. haha

     

    I remember saying that night my only goal was to find a chick to make out with at midnight... We walked in the bar, I went to get food as you guys got drinks and by the time you fuckers had a table I had a chick. LMFAO. That was fast work!!

  2. LMAO! I did not write dis!! .... this sounds like me tho..

    "I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money. "

     

    the best of luck to this crazy sum bitch!! May his "awesomeness" never die!

  3. Damnit man, the date's been reserved for months. Who the hell are you letting get married on OUR day!? :lol:

    I totally forgot about the wedding until my phone reminded me. Its a ex co worker. I RSVPed yes at the time cuz her family is a bunch of crazy drunks and I figured it would be a good time. Now I haz regrets :( ... and no date to take as of now. I bet its gonna be really difficult for me to find one too

  4. Yea, thats the plan. But I think jesse was gonna leave tonight too. So I guess it will be me and Jesse hanging out with our wangs out tomorrow afternoon. Hmmm, I wish he was better looking :( Oh well. Maybe he has a nice package :banana:

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