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  1. What Causes Arthritis?

    A drunk man who smelled like a brewery and road kill combined sat down on a subway next to a priest.

    The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, a half-empty

    bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

    The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked

    women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with

    prostitutes and lack of a bath."

    The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his

    paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and

    apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.

    How long have you had arthritis?"

    The drunk answered, "Oh, I don't have it Father. I was just reading here that

    the Pope does."

  2. So my momma is trying to do a credit check on someone and wants to know the easiest way possible... she isnt the most computer literate person.

    Basically, she has the possible tenant's Social Sec # and she just wants to know the easiest site the plug the number in and get a report. Paying the $25ish is not a problem. I guess she tried using mysmartmomve.com and it wanted the tenant's email and all kinds of shit. She just wants the damn credit report...

    Anyone know a good site? Thanks peeps!

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