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some of the more savvy hiring managers take a look online to see what they can learn about potential employees. What turns up most is facebook and myspace, 99% of people have some things on their profiles that don't represent them in the best light. Linked in is your site that lets you present yourself the way you would like them to see you. So step 1:Clean up or make your facebook / myspace / sheepfucker profiles private. step 2:build a respectable profile on LinkedIn

This is officially the white trash post of the year, it should be a great honor because there is some stiff competition.

so the condom broke ?

i'm on the 7th floor

open a sharebuilder.com account and pick an ETF or two chances are you are not going to be the next buffet so skip the get rich stuff and start a regular monthly investment plan. My old lady and I are 29 and 30 respectively and we put over 60k into our retirement its never too early and never too much. Just treat your retirement or investments like the other bills you pay every month

my work here is done.

sharebuilder.com is a good way to invest. It takes a fixed amount out of your account each month and buys whatever stock, etf or mutual fund you want. Unless you have a portfolio in the 6 figure range just pick a couple ETF's and let it build up. Oh yeah if your 401k is not maxed do that first

are you posting while driving?

I've beaten a lot of people, mostly children

huh,

my west or your west?

this one time this guy was mad because I was parked in the left lane so I killed his family and ate his dog, it was so funny

I just blew my own mind, what if the band know as "the cure" sues Komen:wtf:

Parks do you have to notify the officer that you are ranked number 352 in call of duty black ops during a traffic stop?

Sounds like he should fit right in with the other celebrities in hollywood

Can I buy a vowel? "E". Id like to solve the puzzle Pat.

I am going to sue you for using the word "other" in your last post

all technicalities aside it was a prick move since you almost caused him to plow into the rear end of an innocent bystander. Ha I win, pick someone dumber to argue with next time (wheezle or zerocrash)

okay I drove 2 million miles so that means I make the decisions, get your slow ass out of the way

called it, he is the guy that believes nobody on the road is allowed to drive faster than me guy. bitches about people wanting to drive faster while using the passing lane as his cruising lane

how many people from ohio do you think get that wrong?

I am not wearing underwear either but what does that have to do with anything?

if he had one of those "how am I driving" stickers I would have called, screamed "like a dick" and hung up