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ok, I nail alot of bitches online.. I mean they're on these dumb ass dating sites for reason... it just kills me how these girls take this shit so serious.. heres an example
some of you may think im an asshole but i dont give a fuck!
merry christmas
her (8:49:41 PM): hello
went away at 8:49:44 PM.
(8:49:50 PM): whats up
(8:50:08 PM): How has your Christmas been?
(8:50:14 PM): it was awesome, yours?
(8:50:22 PM): It was great!
(8:50:31 PM): thats good
(8:50:44 PM): So what was your favorite gift that you got?
(8:51:02 PM): probably the new comp.
(8:51:13 PM): nice
(8:51:16 PM): yep
(8:51:21 PM): whose this by the way, sorry
(8:51:48 PM): This is Tina from match, my match.com id is
(8:52:59 PM): oh ok, i remember u
(8:53:03 PM): sexy for sure
(8:53:24 PM): thanks
(8:53:34 PM): you are pretty hot yourself
(8:53:37 PM): ty
(8:53:42 PM): so what did santa bring u
(8:54:19 PM): a new flat screen tv for my bedroom, a back massager, jewelry box, etc.
(8:54:25 PM): awesome
(8:54:39 PM): so where do you live in Columbsu?
(8:54:52 PM): about 15 mins south of grove city, not really columbus..
(8:55:06 PM): oh ok
(8:55:13 PM): yeah u
(8:55:25 PM): I grew up in Pickerington but I live in Whitehall now
(8:55:30 PM): i see
(8:55:53 PM): do you hang out in Columbus much?
(8:55:54 PM): ya
(8:56:14 PM): i just live out away from cbus cause i have so much shit
(8:56:30 PM): and i don't have neighbors to complain about dumb shit
(8:56:43 PM): so much shit? like what?
(8:56:56 PM): just work stuff, heavy equipment
(8:57:17 PM): oh, what do u do for a living?
(8:57:49 PM): im a contractor
(8:58:20 PM): oh I see, not sure what all you do but I get the point
(8:58:31 PM): didn't think so but u never know
(8:58:37 PM): so what do u do
(8:58:50 PM): I work for the state for unemployment compensation
(8:59:06 PM): i feel bad for you if your in the call center
(8:59:25 PM): if you own your own business and have employees then you probably are familiar with it
(8:59:37 PM): im very familiar
(8:59:54 PM): I don't work in the call center, i work on the employer side, when you send in quarterly reports I am the one opening them and processing them
(9:00:00 PM): i see
(9:00:30 PM): you seem very successful for being in your twenties
(9:00:46 PM): yeah i started early and worked my ass off
(9:01:07 PM): me too, I bought my house when I was 20
(9:01:11 PM): thats good
(9:01:37 PM): so what do you like to do for fun?
(9:02:16 PM): get naked and wrestle, drink, snowboard, party, outdoor stuff, drag race
(9:03:00 PM): do u get naked and wrestle with your guy friends or do you leave that one to just the girls? lol hehehehe
(9:03:35 PM): girls only
(9:03:56 PM): That is good lol
(9:04:01 PM): lol i hope
(9:04:11 PM): where do you snowboard at?
(9:04:39 PM): i go out west once a year beyond that just mainly around ohio
(9:05:25 PM): nice, I love snow skiing but I haven't been in a couple years
(9:05:29 PM): ya
(9:05:44 PM): i havne't been yet this year either
(9:05:54 PM): work keeps me busy
(9:06:29 PM): I bet it does, do you usually stay busy all year or does it depend on the season
(9:06:38 PM): all year
(9:07:50 PM): so where do you usually hang out in columbus?
(9:08:16 PM): usually park street if i go out other than that just friends houses
(9:08:56 PM): where is park street?
(9:09:10 PM): downtown around the corner from the arena district
(9:09:36 PM): oh, ok
(9:09:39 PM): yesm
(9:10:04 PM): so what are u into besides whips and chain and all them kinds of things
(9:10:30 PM): who told you I was into whips and chains? lol
(9:10:37 PM): lol it was a wild guess
(9:11:51 PM): I like to go to country concerts, hang out with friends, play cards, go camping, travel, that is just some of my favorites
(9:12:14 PM): lol not get naked and wrestle? geez i thought we had something in common
(9:12:22 PM): I like to ride on motorcycles, go four wheeling
(9:12:56 PM): oh ya, I really like to get naked and ride cowboys, ya know, to save a horse
(9:13:14 PM): well thats good, only if u can hang on though
(9:13:32 PM): I don't think you would want to buck me off
(9:13:43 PM): lol why thats
(9:14:06 PM): it would be too much fun
(9:14:21 PM): hmm
(9:14:43 PM): maybe
(9:14:57 PM): maybe huh?
(9:15:06 PM): yeah, depends on the rider lol
(9:15:35 PM): are you sayin I might not be a good rider?
(9:15:53 PM): def. not
(9:16:00 PM): u might be a pro u never know
(9:16:32 PM): so how long have you been on match?
(9:17:16 PM): alittle while
(9:17:25 PM): i just do it for fun
(9:17:41 PM): i dont take the internet online dating serious
(9:17:49 PM): not lookin for a woman to be in your life?
(9:18:22 PM): if it comes then it comes, i don't look for it because i know when u look for something u never find it.. i just do my thing and make the best out of it
(9:18:38 PM): good philosophy
(9:18:41 PM): for sure
(9:19:05 PM): so is that your truck in the pics online?
(9:19:12 PM): ya
(9:19:18 PM): very nice!
(9:19:19 PM): ty
(9:19:26 PM): I like big trucks
(9:19:28 PM): tahts good
(9:20:13 PM): what are u gettin into tonight
(9:20:16 PM): have you ever been to jamoree in the hills?
(9:20:45 PM): not a thing, I will be hittin the sheets soon, I have had a long day and I have to get up at 5 am
(9:21:01 PM): psh, i was gonna say u should give me a massage!
(9:21:17 PM): who said I give massages?
(9:21:27 PM): well that is a requirement for scott
(9:21:33 PM): I have no problem receiving them
(9:21:46 PM): i return favors
(9:22:03 PM): ok then, I think that is a deal, I shall give then receive
(9:22:13 PM): deal
(9:22:24 PM): lets chill then
(9:22:55 PM): do you mean tonight?
(9:23:01 PM): lol ya why not im bored
(9:23:21 PM): I am too tired, it will have to be another night
(9:23:26 PM): psh
(9:23:47 PM): it would be spontaneous
(9:24:18 PM): I have no problem with spontaneous but I am not going to be much fun if I can't keep my eyes open
(9:24:25 PM): I am hung over from last night
(9:24:28 PM): BOO
(9:24:46 PM): are u sure u can keep up with me?
(9:25:12 PM): I have no problem keeping up with anyone
(9:25:20 PM): lol im having my doubts
(9:25:46 PM): sorry you are judging so soon, it could be your loss
(9:25:58 PM): lol, why are u taking me so serious
(9:26:20 PM): I am being playful, why are you being so serious
(9:26:33 PM): c'mon now don't try to flip the script
(9:26:53 PM): is that not allowed? lol
(9:27:06 PM): it just don't work haha
(9:27:19 PM): I think it just did work, hahahaha
(9:27:52 PM): nope..
(9:28:23 PM): come on now, admit the truth, don't be stubborn
(9:28:34 PM): lol you're still trying
(9:29:10 PM): u like to play games don't you?
(9:29:25 PM): yeah esp. between the sheets
(9:29:47 PM): r u sure you can keep up with me between the sheets?
(9:30:04 PM): thats an understatement
(9:30:23 PM): I have quite a sex drive
(9:30:36 PM): well its gonna take more than that
(9:30:55 PM): oh really, what does it take? lol
(9:31:07 PM): youll have to figure it out
(9:31:20 PM): I like a challenge
(9:31:24 PM): good
(9:32:06 PM): what are u into
(9:32:40 PM): I could take that question many ways
(9:33:01 PM): the topic that we're on
(9:33:33 PM): so you wanna know if I really do like the whips and chains huh?
(9:33:39 PM): sure
(9:33:45 PM): and whatever else lol
(9:34:33 PM): I don't reveal all of my secrets but i will tell you I am into toys, creams, and porn
(9:34:50 PM): lol thats soft
(9:35:08 PM): but def. good
(9:35:19 PM): why what are you into ?
(9:35:34 PM): remember we're not revealing secrets
(9:36:07 PM): I revealed some not just all, there has to be surprises around the corner or what fun is that
(9:36:22 PM): lol, you're digging for it...
(9:36:47 PM): I think you like that
(9:36:52 PM): maybe
(9:37:06 PM): you like to be in control
(9:37:11 PM): not always
(9:37:16 PM): its never fun to always be
(9:37:26 PM): i agree
(9:37:50 PM): so i take it u like to be in control then sometimes
(9:38:51 PM): yes
(9:38:54 PM): im pretty much down for whatever
(9:39:30 PM): definitely a freak show
(9:39:42 PM): so would you like to take me out to dinner sometime?
(9:39:57 PM): not really, lol
(9:40:14 PM): fine, I see how you are, lol
(9:40:21 PM): hey u ask
(9:40:45 PM): so you don't know how to wine and dine a woman?
(9:40:55 PM): i didn't say i don't know how
(9:41:04 PM): thats just not what i do
(9:41:15 PM): so what do you do?
(9:42:04 PM): women enjoy my company.. im entertaining...
(9:43:05 PM): so would u like to take me out to dinner sometime?
(9:44:23 PM): i am glad that you are entertaining, I would like to go out to dinner with you sometime, if this is about who is paying I have no problem paying for my own dinner and sometimes yours too
(9:44:49 PM): lol definitely not about money, that is far from an issue with me
(9:44:58 PM): me too
(9:45:14 PM): but u ask so i figured id ask u being that it was a mutual question
(9:46:09 PM): when I asked you I got turned down then you turn around and ask me the same question??? lol
(9:46:32 PM): yeah because u ask me so i figured u were implying that u would like to go to dinner with me.. so i ask
(9:46:53 PM): I see
(9:47:51 PM): so yes I would like to go to dinner with you sometime
(9:48:18 PM): so where u taking me
(9:48:56 PM): that is your choice where you would like to take me, you asked me to go, remember
(9:49:24 PM): um, u ask me where i would like to take u and i said no
(9:49:36 PM): i meant if i would like to take u and i said no
(9:49:56 PM): oh so I am taking you to dinner
(9:50:04 PM): yeah thats if u want to take me or go
(9:50:25 PM): well what kind of food do you like?
(9:50:46 PM): mexican, italian, american it don't matter
(9:50:59 PM): ive got a better idea, what can u cook
(9:51:24 PM): I can cook a lot of food
(9:51:31 PM): well then its your choice
(9:52:11 PM): sorry I am not cooking for you, maybe on the third or fourth date but not the first
(9:52:26 PM): ok...
(9:53:08 PM): I know an excellent Italian place to go to
(9:53:33 PM): so din and a blockbuster night?
(9:54:26 PM): just dinner for the first date, or maybe dinner and drinks
(9:54:43 PM): i don't go on dates
(9:54:58 PM): oh really, so what do you call it
(9:55:10 PM): hanging out
(9:55:23 PM): girls get the wrong idea when u call them dates
(9:55:34 PM): why is that?
(9:55:47 PM): because they think u have intentions from the beginning and i dont
(9:56:16 PM): are you a gentleman?
(9:5624 PM): yeah but not from 1950
(9:57:18 PM): well I don't invite strangers to my house so I guess we will have to hang out at restaurants and other places until I know you better
(9:57:39 PM): lol why are u on the internet for then
(9:58:42 PM): i invite girls to my place all the time
(9:59:07 PM): what do you mean? I am on the internet to meet new people and hopefully make new friends or possibly find someone to start a relationship. I try to be smart about it and not invite just any guy I meet on the internet to my house, it is different for guys to invite a girl over
(9:59:36 PM): lol hey its cool i understand im just a really open spontaneous person
(9:59:52 PM): i mean your talking dates and stuff im just not all about that
(10:00:07 PM): its easier for a guy to be like that, girls have to be a little more careful
(10:00:18 PM): whats the difference
(10:00:32 PM): dates, hanging out, it is all the same, just a different label
(10:00:37 PM): not really
(10:00:50 PM): dates are people who have intentions of having a relationship... scott doesn't
(10:00:54 PM): if it happens it happens
(10:01:33 PM): they may have the intentions of having a relationship but that doesn't mean it is going to happen
(10:01:53 PM): ya.. but thats not what im looking for either
(10:02:44 PM): look if u wanna give me that massage sometime then your more then welcome id definitely return the favor but beyond that.. going on a date is out of the question
(10:03:02 PM): that is fine, we can hang out as friends, of course that means you will never see me between the sheets, I don't sleep around
(10:03:26 PM): sleeping around?
8 (10:03:45 PM): ya, jumping into bed with every guy I meet.
(10:04:34 PM): i didn't say anything about seeing you between the sheets or sleeping around that irrelevant to the topic..
(10:05:28 PM): if i wanted to sleep around i would there are plenty of girls i can fuck anytime or meet and fuck than it doesn't take much
(10:06:25 PM): I am not sure what you are looking for or want, you have me so confused
(10:07:18 PM): match.com is a DATING website so if you don't want dates and you don't want someone to fuck then what do you want?
(10:07:18 PM): friendship.. i love having new friends if something happens then it happens, we're still friends after that if there is a connection and becomes more so be it.. but i dont plan stuff out
(10:08:09 PM): well that is what I said earlier, we can hang out and be friends, most of my friends don't ask me about what I like in bed so pardon the confusion
(10:08:50 PM): well then your friends aren't as open minded as i am
(10:09:09 PM): no they are just a little more respectful
(10:09:16 PM): good night
(10:09:22 PM): wow..
(10:09:54 PM): well merry christmas tina have a goodnight and a happy new year
