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sabian (itn't dat won of dem dair sexy toiz?)

i don't wanna lose my job. i make good money and i don't do shit.

It's another ass-lickin' sonavabeech fooking Monday. For the past three weeks, I've had my HR/AP person on medical leave and at least one person out for a week's vacation. I've had to take care of my crap, HR/AP work, and a third person's booool chit all on top of the typical routine fucktard stuff I have to deal with. Anyway.... I'm sure we ALL work with at least one of this type of person or even a couple of people that could combine to be this ball-licker. The following characteristics are: -This person lies. -This person steals other's ideas. -This person takes credit for positive things. -This person takes no responsibility for his fuck ups. -This person blames other people. -This person makes everyone else's job more difficult. -This person set's people up and schemes. -This person makes himself out to be more than he really is. -This person has the smallest feet I've ever seen on a male. -This person thinks his shit doesn't stink. -This person's shit stinch permeates the office, the plant, and the warehouse. -This person goes through other people's stuff before everyone gets to work. -This person thinks all us mo-fo's need bajeebus and we're all going to hell. -This is the person we all want to just burst into flames and just fucking go away. Well, today Melinda Smelvin, comes into work with a black eye. I'm thinking "holy shart! some of the mexican workers finally jumped and beat his ass over the weekend! I'm giving all them padres a fucking raise!" I don't talk to the handytard any more than I have to, so I don't act like I notice anything. From the office gossip, he's told three different stories of what happen to three different people. One story being, god must have been punishing him for arguing with his wife when a pipe or something fell on his face. What the fuck ever! If he was arguing with his wife then she probably beat the shit out of him. I've been trying to get a picture of it with my phone but the cock sucker won't look at me. He hands me shit and turns his head away as if he's looking at something. So I've offered a $10 reward to the first person who provides me with a clear picture of his fuckered up face. $50 to the person who can make the left eye match the right and provide a good clear picture! I look out my office window which has a view of the production plant and the workers. Almost all have their cell phones out and/or in one of their hands. I guess I still have a couple of days to get a picture of it before it clears up. I'm going to bring my camera and video camera to work tomorrow so I can zoom in from a distance for the money shot. What a glorious day!

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need udder syde to print fye dollah. habeeb at sunoco no take one syde!

fye dollah! no fye dollah? no pict-cha for yoo!

2:15/2:30. I slept in today, still waking up. i'll be on the yaller cbr

I don't know when the rain / storms are suppose to roll in but I meet up with you in about an hour or so. Maybe some where in Springfield. I'm about 15 minutes east of there.

I think I heard it was team honkey tard..or was it team cracker jack...maybe it was honkey ass crackers....team whitey? Either was I call SHANANIGANS!!! Recount in Flow-dah!

Many thanks to HNW for sending someone to jump start my dead battery during the digital scavenger hunt! and Many thanks to my team mates for helping me get my new batter in my bike. It was an adventurous day! Can't wait to do it again!

When my cats piss me off, I open a can of tuna for them Midnite's the homeless negro cat and bubba is fat bastard than can barely slide the glass door open enough and reach in without success.

and you were telling me to wake up??

anyone heading into columbus from the west on 70? i'll wait and ride into columbus with y'all. there's a speedway at 70 and Hwy 54 (south vienna). i'll get there around 8:45-9:00 and wait until about 9:15. HNW is about 30 minutes from there.

Another fatality. I hope it's no one from the forum. Regardless, it still sucks. http://www.wbns.com/live/content/local/stories/2008/06/20/cycle.html?sid=102

South Vienna/Springfield here. If I get up early enough, I plan on going.

Sundays work for me. Count me in.

I like how we get letters from them letting us know how long it's been since we've bought each bike. They're also so kind to invite us down to look at all the new bikes. They even suggest that we can trade in our old ones too!

I don't remember how much it was for the first service on the cbr. It was a couple of years ago. Recently, it cost me $373.58 for the first service on my Vstar.

Thanx. Me too....and the other 5 people who kept calling my cell phone to make sure I made it home ok.

yeah.....me too.. jk After I got past the fear of wiping out and was comfortable riding in the rain, I actually enjoyed it too.