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Scotty2Hotty

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  1. I heard Obama makes peanut butter jelly time.
  2. I heard Obama put the stain on Monica's dress.
  3. I heard Obama will have his own cereal, Obam-O's.
  4. I heard Obama gave marijuana, glaucoma after smoking it.
  5. I heard Obama always has to flush twice.
  6. I heard Obama started Pimps up, Hoes down.
  7. I heard Obama drinks to keep Satan from talking.
  8. I heard Obama got a DUI for getting alcohol drunk.
  9. I heard Obama is an international harvester.
  10. I heard Obama makes Newports, menthol.
  11. I heard Obama's never gonna let you down.
  12. I heard they call Obama, Dr.Feel Good.
  13. I heard Obama doesn't need calcium for strong bones.
  14. I heard Obama had a one night stand with Joe the plumber.
  15. I heard Obama is half brother to the Mario Brothers.
  16. I heard Obama debates between chocolate and vanilla at dairy queen.
  17. I heard Obama uses tornadoes to snort coke.
  18. I heard Obama slept with every girl @ Spring Break.
  19. I heard Obama always puts them, tits down and ass up.
  20. I heard Obama shot the tooth fairy, and took her money.
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