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I heard Obama made the LS1, he wrote in small letters, "Powered by Obama."

I heard Obama inhaled.

I heard Obama practices ninjistics.

I heard Obama in my head.........................He told me to tell everyone Hello my friends.

I heard Obama makes electricity.

I heard Obama is the weakest link.

I heard Obama eats his wheaties.

I heard Obama never waits in line.

I heard when Obama is in the water, they raise the red flags.

I heard Obama likes the fishes cause they're so delicious.

I heard Obama told the Bengals to suck this year, and they do.

I heard Obama made McHammer poor.

I heard Obama beat Linn from a 40 roll.

I heard Obama is next in line to be the pope.

I heard it's always happy hour with Obama.

I heard Obama doesn't bleed.

I heard Obama doesn't wear his sunglasses at night.

I heard Obama lets Chuck Norris exist.

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I heard Obama hates puppies.

I heard Obama's ears turn into wings.

I heard Obama made Eve eat the damn apple.

I heard Obama signs his signature in blood.

I heard Obama doesn't pee on his khakis.

I heard Obama always has 5 on it.