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Scotty2Hotty

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  1. Does this mean no more booty n' samich calls?
  2. Scotty2Hotty

    hmmmmm

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  3. Jegs> if you like having to build people's cars for no extra money.
  4. Thus the shoot n' scoot tactic comes into play.
  5. I believe women are to be thought of as a buffet. Why settle for the Filet, when you can try the turkey, or hey that pork tenderloin looks amazing I think I'll put a slice on my plate, and last a slice of cherry pie to top it off. Or, damnit, I should've got me some vanilla ice cream. These are decisions that would haunt me if I were to stay "tied" down to one and one alone. No more buffet, just a simple one course entree.
  6. Already played with the sugar mama idea a few times, not worth it. They're crazy, trust me. Plan on never seeing another woman if you go that route, they'll lock you up.
  7. Fuck getting married. Knock up some random chick, pass your gene's and give her some child support. That means you'll never have to put up with her nagging, waking up to her, and you won't have to feel guilty for having a one night stand.
  8. That's every reason to fuck and forget, or the ol' shoot n' scoot as I call it. Never again shall I be tied down by one vagina! There are too many other vaginas that are better, or tighter!
  9. Great threat. 100% truth spoken here. If you're nice, they'll go fuck a random asshole that pulls their hair, and says their twat stinks afterward.
  10. My old S&W 5946 held 15 rounds. (9mm that is)
  11. After seeing an aftermath of a .460XVR with a competition hold, my left thumb stays down
  12. Louisiana hawt sauce mmmmmmmm
  13. http://fun.deathevokation.com/hippies.jpg
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