No a threat would be saying that if I saw you I would beat the shit out of you ....which I clearly did not do. 
1. I have never said anything about a fortune...just a successful business 
2. sorry for being proud of my wife's accomplishments, including working full time and becoming a principal. 
3. I dont have money in oil.... 
4. I dont need your thanks for something I do for track days you dont go to. 
5. I went to school for landscape arch. 
6. My wife is not a possession 
7. I could get you that signed jersey if you want...but not cus I party with him. 
8. I do rock 
9. Its the fucking internet, if you take anything seriously or base people on this your even dumber than I thought. 
10. Your right, you will never be as cool as me. 
11. The internet is serious business.