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vectorvictor

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  1. Snatch Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that? Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish. Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? Tommy: It's for protection. Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? Avi: Eighty-six carats. Rosebud: Where? Avi: London. Rosebud: London? Avi: London. Avi's Colleague: London? Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON
  2. American Graffiti Debbie Dunham: It only took me one night to realize if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.
  3. Days of Thunder (yea I know who in the hell likes this movie? I Do) Big John: If you two wanna turn yourselves into a greasy spot out on a country road somewhere, go right ahead. I don't give a shit and I don't think anybody else does, but you two monkeys are not going to do it on my racetrack. You ever heard of a "Japanese Inspection?" Japanese Inpsection, you see, when the Japs take in a load of lettuce they're not sure they wanna let in the country, why they'll just let it sit there on the dock 'til they get good and ready to look at, But then of course, it's all gone rotten... ain't nothing left to inspect. You see, lettuce is a perishable item... like you two monkeys. You trade paint one more time, you so much as touch, I'm gonna Black Flag the two of you, and tear apart your racecars for three-hundred laps. Then, if you pass inspection and you put your cars back together, I might let you back into the race. Now, just to show there's no hard feelings we're all gonna go to dinner together. Cole Trickle: Well, I've got other plans. Rowdy Burns: Yeah, so do I! Big John: Well, you're gonna have to change them. And not only that you two are gonna drive to dinner together. Big John is played by Fred Thompson (Who could be the next president of these United States)
  4. Whatever happened to vehicular man slaughter?
  5. Well they werent being angels but i think they got pissed when he tried to pass them and then he hit one of the riders when he changed lanes.. sounds like he hit one and they returned fire when he didnt stop... I would have done the same thing...funny how all the bikers that showed up at the station had the same story and they actually followed him to the station.. If i was at fault i dont think i would go that out of my way to follow him just to get arrested!!!!
  6. Dunlop and Goodyear all the way man....
  7. Hey "Oil Boy", Its "Ohio Fried Victor" Dont be whining cause you made a mistake and got a nickname It could be worse w a nickname like "Panhead" or Shovelhead"... Or "drippy" or "Dipstick" or "Sloppy"or "Just put in the whole case dude".... and fyi ...Loud pipes save livesand make more hp.....mr shift at 8000rpm
  8. vectorvictor

    Cavs

    Well there it is... Its been a horrible year for ohio sports teams... OSU football = second in the nation OSU basketball= second in the nation Cleveland cavs= second in the nation "We could have been a contender" "We almost had it all" "Always a brides maid, never a bride" Anymore stupid cliches for "F*ck me" that i missed? No!!! how bout "thank god im a INDIANAPOLIS COLTS FAN"
  9. I'd rather bounce off of a fence than be cut in thirds by the wires, but I see your point... " fresh grated victor anyone? "
  10. A poll sounds good... Ready when you are my good man...
  11. what there are no electricity trees at the geographical center of ohio??? whe have them up here in Mt Vernon...
  12. Your a member now so your in....
  13. Its good to be back in ohio again ... I would have kissed the ground at the border but lips dont fare well w asphalt at 80mph plus...
  14. vectorvictor

    Laterz

    Wont be on until thurs or fri cuz im going to pittsburgh for two or three days but i will see you guys on sat sometime...seeya
  15. Well it could be a girl on this one but are you askin or tellin....
  16. Well it was nothing on the oil deal... once i knew about it I couldnt let you out of that parking lot for fear of you becoming an oil slick( a huge oil slick) by the way my hair is shinier today because of all the oil so mabe you owe me half of one
  17. You do such a m$^$#^*f%king good job of f^*king starting these f^&king good threads for us to go ball deep into discussion over.... your a c&*t licking good poster.... You deserve a F*&king medal... Wheres my beer damn it
  18. Looks like your bedbuddy sprung a leak there flashy... you will have to wipe it before you go down on it next time....hehehehe This is an official shit stirrin.... p.s. girl dogs dont lift their leg to pee unless its a transvestite dog...
  19. Have wheels will travel(and do back flip) thats some heart dude
  20. All the pain and suffering of the world apon your house
  21. I have the same problem...
  22. Didnt say we were worse of w more gixxers just there is allot of them...
  23. dont replace your crack... replacing your crank will work better
  24. You sould be alright with the stage 1 with stock cams due to turbos like small lift cams but the pistons rods and crack may need some major work but in the case of bottom end failure on a bike overkill is always safer... god be with you if it breaks...
  25. Had a good time hope to meet more of you on sat...
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