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KENTUCKY MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMAN Artery: The study of fine paintings. Barium: What you do when CPR fails. Cesarean Section: A district in Rome. Colic: A sheep dog. Coma: A punctuation mark. Congenital: Friendly. Dilate: To live long. Fester: Quicker. G.I. Series: Baseball games between teams of soldiers. Grippe: A suitcase. Hangnail: A coathook. Medical Staff: A Doctor’s cane. Minor Operation: Coal Digging. Morbid: A higher offer. Nitrate: Lower than the day rate. Node: Was aware of. Organic: Church Musician. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Post-Operative: A letter carrier. Protein: In favor of young people. Secretion: Hiding anything. Serology: Study of English Knighthood. Tablet: A small table. Tumor: An extra pair. Urine: Opposite of you’re out. Varicose Veins: Veins which are very close together. Benign: What you are after you are eight.

WHAT YOUR HOROSCOPE REALLY MEANS AQUARIS (Jan 20 – Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be callous & impractical; causing you to make mistakes repeatedly, everyone thinks you are stupid. PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar20) You have a vivid imagination & often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have much influence over your associates & people resent your flaunting power. You have confidence & generally are a coward. Pisces people screw small animals. ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 20) You are a pioneer type & hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient & scornful of advice. You are a prick. TAURUS (Apr 21 – May 20) You are practical & persistent. You have a dogged determination & work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn & bullheaded. You are nothing but a godam communist. GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) You are a quick & intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Gemini’s are notorious for thriving on cheating. CANCER (June 21 – July 20) You are sympathetic & understanding to other people’s problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That’s why you’ll always be on welfare & never be worth a crap. LEO (July 21 – Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain & cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are always thriving bastards. VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22) You are a logical type & hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold & unemotional & often fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers & pimps. LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22) You are the artistic type & have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are most likely to be queer. Chances for employment & monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of V.D. SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21) You are shrewd in business & cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a plum-perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpions are murdered. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21) You are optimistic & enthusiastic; you have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majorities of Sagittarians are drunks, or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal because you’re always getting screwed. CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19) You are conservative & afraid of taking risks. You don’t do much of anything & are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still for long periods of time as they attract the f-ing pigeons that delight in decorating statues with bird crap.

NEW SICK LEAVE POLICY SICKNESS: No Excuse. We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof, as we believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. LEAVE OF ABSENCE (For an Operation): We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thought that you may have about needing an operation. We believe that as long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have & should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are & to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. REST ROOM: Too much time is being spent in the Rest Room. In the future we will follow the practice of going to the Rest Room in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with “A†will go from 8:00 a.m. to 8:05 a.m., “B†will go from 8:05 to 8:10 a.m. and so on. If you are unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the day your turn comes again. DEATH (Other Than Your Own) : This is no excuse. There is nothing you can do for them, & we are sure that someone else in a lesser position can attend to the arrangements. However, if the Funeral can be held in late afternoon, we will be glad to let you off one hour early, provided that your share of work is ahead enough to keep the job going in your absence. DEATH (Your Own): This will be accepted as an excuse, but we would like a two-week notice, as we feel it is your duty, to teach someone else your job.

The Chain Letter Dear Friend, This letter is being sent to you, for we know that you are critically interested in your front lawn. The spring season is upon us, the time for motion is now. This is the Fertilizer Club, and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon receipt of this letter, you go to the address at the top of this list and crap on the front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so don’t feel embarrassed. Then MAKE FIVE COPIES OF THIS LETTER AND SEND THEM TO FIVE OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO APPRECIATE GOOD LAWNS. You will not get any money or checks, but within one week, if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,126 people crapping on your front lawn. Your reward will come next summer when you have the greenest lawn in the neighborhood. Mrs. Harry Butts 235 Corn Cob Alley Mrs. Hadda Crap 1423 Enoma Dr. Mr. & Mrs. Passen Wind 2 Suppository Lane Ms. I Ettn Prune 343 Running Loose Lane Mr. Smelly B. Hind 46 Direah Lane Mr. B. Howio Parts 222 Fartilizer Way Mr. G. Biggamovement 855 Rectum Road Mrs. John Ondapot 28 Bedpan P.S. If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbor. Do not break the chain. One man didn’t give a crap & lost his entire lawn!

Barn fresh, will sell parts or whole. Other things have come up and won't have time for this project. Make Offer, Can email pics.

2005 Chevrolet C4500 Duramax, Allison, Auto, Leather, Bright Red Exterior, Navigation System, Satellite Radio, TV, Rear View Camera, Laredo Conversion, 6,000 Miles, Great Shape MUST SELL! $61,000 OBO (937)441-2166 Can email pictures, only reason selling is disbanding my straw baling business and don’t need it anymore. Also have two gooseneck trailers for sale. If you know of anyone that might be interested let them know about it. Thanks

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Saturday, August 25, 2007 11th Annual Rob Hayden Run Sign up from 9A to 10:45A (Charity) This event will benefit the Rob Hayden Scholarship Fund and will begin at Hall-Fawcett Park, county Road 153 in Zanesfield. Group start at 11am - ost is $25 per person or $40 per couple. There will be food, bonfire, biker games, live entertainment. All vehicles welcome. This is the only run I do. I'm also personally hosting a Yamaha RoadStar Warrior meet the same weekend. People will be coming in on Thursday night and staying though the weekend camping & having a good time. Have been doing this meet for 4 years now, & all bikes welcome. If you have any ?'s post up. We do daily rides though the local county.

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