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Muska

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  1. a man lives in ah ouse with four walls. each wall has a window. each window has southern exposure. a bear walks by. what color is the bear

    I'm guessing he's probably on a floating house at the Geographic North Pole. Given that there is no land there, there would be no bear walking by. But because he's in the North pole I will play along and say it's a polar bear, which is white. Good old global warming are killing these beast so if you would ask this question in 50 years I would say there are no bears at the North Pole.

  2. a woman gave birth to two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year but were not twins..how is this possible

    They were not twins, but maybe triplets or the Octomom's kids.

  3. an electric train is traveling north at 100 miles an hr and the wind is blowing south at 100 miles an hr, which way does the smoke blow?

    Electric trains do not create any exhaust smoke.

  4. heres a fun one.. a dog can run 50 miles in one day.. how far can he run into a 120 mile square forest in two days?

    halfway or 60 miles, he'll then start to run out of the forest.

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