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  1. We broke up, but she's still living w/ me.

  2. I'm thick, and I couldn't even plug it. She must've been wrecked by someone before...

  3. Maybe, but I don't think that'll stop the crimson tide.

  4. Uhh...I dunno what to say.

    Golden..... showers.... for... the .... win??? :wtf:

  5. I'm pregnant?

    The condom broke?

    I didn't pull out all the way?

  6. Nah, she's not mad at you.

    Definitely the rag. She's such a girl.

  7. It's a combination of things, her personal life, the stuff I jokingly post about her on the board, which wasn't an issue until recently. I think she's a little sensitive because of our past interactions...

    Or, she's probably on the rag. I dunno.

  8. It's getting ugly, I'm trying to do damage control...

  9. Sorry, I'm talking to Mj

  10. Well, you've moved on to bigger and better things apparently... I wouldn't sweat it. :p

  11. She had a boyfriend... maybe she's interested now?

  12. Matured beyond that stage huh? Good for you.

    I don't think Mj has...

  13. Alright... so, how long b4 you hit it?

  14. You're talking her up pretty good now... so I hope your 'bar' is set as high as mine, I'm expecting Maxim cover model here. :D

    5'9" 120lbs blonde, blue eyed, perky breasts, nice ass - settle for nothing less.

    Ohh, and she has to be able to hold an intelligent conversation...or else she doesn't count.

  15. Hotter than Mj even?? :eek:

    Congrats, she's not on ORDN right? It's too easy to bust your balls if she's on here.

  16. http://www.ohio-riders.com/showpost.php?p=356713&postcount=487

    It still won't let me give you rep, but I :lol: sooo hard at that one. This is why we hang.

  17. I've been focusing on my Buell acquirement strategies...

  18. Thirsty for your love :leghump:

  19. You may've been an asshole long before the internet, but you're a humorous one. :lol:

    http://www.ohio-riders.com/showpost.php?p=352750&postcount=4

  20. I've never smoked... anything, but most people I know that do - are pretty easy to get along with.

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