You said you wanted cactus mode in a jeep, and chrysler delivered.
http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jeep-grand-cherokee-moose-test1.jpg
Passenger wheels can easily clear a small cactus.
Not sure on that, wouldn't surprise me though.
Lol, yup. I'm thinking it's at it's highest setting, doubt that's normal ride height.
If you get one I can VAG Com it down to lowrider status.
http://forums.audiworld.com/showthread.php?t=2038902
That's a pretty good deal. Not the most reliable Audi out there but if its been maintained I wouldn't be worried. Audi Allroad might be something to look at. Same engine, but its on the A6 platform so more room for you and the turbos, which means they tend to not fail as much due to better cooling. Adjustable ride height would be another cool bonus to the Allroad.
The inducing panic thing I brought up cause I read the article yesterday and I thought it was in a theater with a bunch of people and it created bit of a scene, I was wrong.
Potential massacre is obviously not something he is or can be charged for, that's just something to wonder about...was a massacre avoided?
Only movie he would not look out of place would be if he went to see Ted.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070804203507/uncyclopedia/images/9/9b/Right_To_Bear_Arms.jpg
No, it's the fact that he had a bag full of weapons. That's a little bit more than just carrying a concealed weapon without a permit in a place where you aren't allowed to carry anyway. I would consider this inducing panic.