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Texting yourself doesn't count...

But if I had to talk to that girl i would defiantly not want to look at her ugly face. +1 for texting!

Still up for Sale.

Can you post Guns for sale on Craigslist?

If so...What section would you list it in?

Unfortunately no.

Found this and a few made me laugh. Enjoy !

Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX I am impotent

Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue I am older than4 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ferrari Testarossa I am known to prematurely ejaculate

Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lamborghini Countach I only have one testicle

Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis (See above)

Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an auto-graph

Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen- wheeler

MGB I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either

Nissan00ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 911 Turbo I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu

Toyota Camry I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet

Volkswagen Jetta GLX I am hung like a dead horse.

Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife

I thought they were cracking down on the meth problem in Pataskala????

Helllll yeah

That kid isn't too bright... That new rear tire that he will need after I get done with his 1999 R6 is going to be more $$$ than he will make!

It's about time they start being pro-active about this problem.

whats up with those bikes (year old post I know) are they available in the US?

lol this lady thought that this plate would get aproved because she loves Tofu....

You can buy a keg for that amount!

^ Hmmm how expensive was that waste of ammo..... lets say one box of 50= 12 bucks, so 1 bullet equals 12/50= .24 cents * 298= $$$71.52

can we get a google map?

Batteries plus dude- 80 bucks

i knew a girl from school named Cockpit... more of a nic-name i suppose.

drill it

Those liter-bikes have no chance in Hell of outrunning a Crown-Vic so I'm glad you stopped when you did. The only tickets I have ever gotten happened when I was on a highway, going from one set of twisties to another. Now I only speed on the backroads and even then, nothing too crazy. My bike likes the curves, not the straight roads. Plus it's more fun to hit a corner fast than to just fly down a road that anyone can haul ass on, really. Don't count on the cop not showing up. Just remember to renew your insurance next time...

Uh... What?

wrap it around your skull and tie it like a bandanna.

The road ia completely straight and the accident happened at an intersection with a light. Also henderson has a limit of 45 and people regularly do 65 through there.

While they were probably breaking the law, yes the cager should have been paying more attention

Henderson is 50mph from Reed to Olentangy.

Speaking from experience there Nick???

shit son!!!! you beat me to it.

damn.

I guess a sawzall really does have a million uses.

typical...

Man up- get the 1000.