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I would so rock that shirt to work just mindfuck everybody!!! then change into my uniform when we open hahaha

Welcome to the site!!!

Scarlett oaks is where i almost finished mine

That thing does not look real at all

welcome and were the fuck is perrysburg??? Sounds like hill jack city kinda like that columbus place like you have room to talk! anyways, welcome to the site. Ohio sucks compared to socal but at least its nice in the summer. We have some great riding roads

maybe some guys have big fingers lol!!!

yes please

I'm pretty sure this is only funny for those of you of that understand it..

I'm down!! let me know when!!

love it!!!! hahahaha

i hate you all for being hours and hours away

OH MY GOD! This bitch needs to quit worrying so much about how much her ugly-ass-angelinawannabe-how many newspapers and magazines can i be in publicity and start concerning herself with her fucking kids. Those kids are doomed from the get go.. Every time I see any thing about the psycho bitch I get pissed off!!!

Yea, all the versions of that one are hilarious

Happy Birthday y'all!!!

Same here, I was expecting to see a prius LOL Guess it's part of the job hahaha:rolleyes:

congrats.. lets see how long this lasts!!!!!

This is funny....Wonder if the husband took his own advice lol Loving Wife A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!' His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.'

Burn notice is pretty sweet too but I always miss it

Heroes, Lost, fantasy factory, nitro circus, ncis and CSI(vegas only) oh, and America's best dance crew LOL

I agree. That kind of pure hatred and jealousy is not something parents can instill into a child's brain. How it happens I do not know but this is definitely heartbreaking. As for the gun, yes it should have been locked up, but if this kid was that intent upon killing her, he more than likely would have come up with another way to accomplish it...

Wow this thread truly does deliver I needed that this morning!!

The problem was two things: Every single song sounded exactly the same, and they just didn't seem to be able to get the crowd pumped up. everyone just kinda stood there for 45 minutes.. it was extremely blah

the tags are hilarious!!