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SAMBUSA

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  1. Screwed up your keyboard didn't ya?
  2. I got neg rep for this thread. Sorry I hurt your e-feelings but Harry Potter is REALLY ghey
  3. Then seriously, start acting like it. Ever see Wild Hogs? You remind me of Dudley. Again.........with all due respect
  4. Thanks to all for the prayers and well wishes. Very much appreciated. It's good to be home. The sheep missed me.
  5. Dude seriously, if you just stopped being a fruitloop you could prolly bang one of our female members. But a chick dont want a guy that would get his ass kicked by their little sister.
  6. Heading home finally. WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!
  7. I value and respect women. There's a difference between being nice and being too nice that it gets on their nerves.
  8. Dont call them fat or ugly and you wont hurt their feelings. Pretty simple.
  9. The was for the "on fire" comment. "Help me Oprah. Help me Tom Cruise"
  10. Right but they are not meant to intimidate. They are there to motorboat!!!
  11. Well now that you are in here, maybe you could help out.
  12. If he cant get past the cattle, he's hopeless. Their horns are intimidating to some but they see a 5 gallon bucket and know whats cumming
  13. Talking to sheep will be his first step. If he can do that, we'll move him on to the cattle.
  14. You need to post up a pic of yourself. Gotta see what we're working with here. I mean if you're fugly, then there is no helping you.
  15. And I want it fast and HOT!!!
  16. Cum spend a week with me. I can fix that for ya. Talking to a chick is the same as talking to a dude, only they have tits.
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