A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off of his penis. According to the nurse assisting, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. Now you decide what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. Did a snopes on this, the story is undetermined but it said that there have been wedding rings removed from genitalia.