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SAMBUSA

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  1. Head north and join the DTC for our group rides. We ride the pace of the slowest rider. No rider is ever left behind. We have one trip to Milwaukee planned this year but nothing else as of yet.
  2. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
  3. "When Chuck Norris rode a Suzuki Hayabusa, he walked away with a Limp." "Chuck Norris had a chill go up and down his spine when he contemplated riding the Suzuki Hayabusa a second time." "Chuck Norris has nightmares years later after finishing his ride on the Suzuki Hayabusa. And that was a detuned factory floor model running with the number 3 cylinder disabled." "Chuck Norris challenged the Suzuki Hayabusa to a PKA championship match and lost." "Chuck Norris has never regained the courage it takes to get back on the Suzuki Hayabusa." "Chuck Norris has had his man card revoked because he is now afraid of the Suzuki Hayabusa."
  4. If you want, I can post a pic of my meat that would smash your theory.
  5. +1 Coming from a guy who doesn't even have a bike:lol:
  6. No silly. Those are long gone. But you can buy the same earplugs w/ case at Wal-mart:violin:
  7. matters not to me. I'll be laid up for the next month starting monday
  8. I would agree, it's more of a streetfighter than naked sportbike. And like I told Fonz the other day, I'm interested in seeing how the Vmax compares. 200HP? That's impressive for a stock Yamaha
  9. It's basicly a SV 650. Me likey
  10. Since when does that matter? It didn't stop BMW from trying to compete with the Busa a few years ago
  11. Cuz all the haters like to challenge the king's of the road
  12. Welcome to the site. 250 is a great bike. Want one for myself:badgerrock:
  13. Hmmm, we were just talking about this yesterday
  14. I wish I didn't have to go to work. Snow doesn't stop the RR
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