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Jesus christ, we are a pathetic country. Should have told him if he hadn't been here illegally, he wouldn't have raped that girl, then got his ass whooped. Too bad his injuries weren't more severe, like death.

Mediocre looking bike, cool story.

Great work for sure. Flames and skulls......how original.

None of this even makes sense. There are so many things that could be said, but it would just be beating a dead horse. I hope it works out for the old guy.

I went to high school with a dude named Matt Abrams. I wonder if he was really a 31 year old woman?

jporter is a beast. highly recommended.

I thought that was a Ducati? J/K

No, velocity stacks aren't really worth it in my opinion from what I have read in magazine articles and on the web. A better route would be get Shervin from ZX10R.net to make some out of toilet paper rolls. Save yourself some bank homes!

Done

Ohhh, shit, thats hilarious.

Go talk to Shervin on ZX10R.net, he is an amazing engineer and could probably just make you an entire new engine and "clutch" pedal.

Holy shit how did I miss this? This is classic. It's pretty obvious the dude was full of shit about getting insurance, he knew his rates would be astronomical. I'm just glad you didn't already have insurance, so my rates won't be going higher thanks to your flat out stupidity. Good luck welding your bike back together. If you want your bike to be fixed the RIGHT way, go talk to this Shervin dude on ZX10r.net, he's like a world class engineer, and can do ANYTHING!!

They can have the best advertising in the world, but I still won't own one of their vehicles.

Fuck yeah! I love seeing the matador get gored like the piece of shit they are.

WTF that doesn't even look real.

I've always heard them called snail trails (not that kind of snail trail). How funny. I need another example of regional dialect for my linguistics class. I just got it. Thanks.

Isn't that a ZR1? That has to be the only reason it is sitting at $10G. Edit: I'm retarded, it says ZR1 right on the instrument cluster.

I see what you did there.

Looks like at the 1:23 mark he has mud butt. Which I guess I would understand, he was probably shitting himself. And in the event that he did, he should be happy that all he got was some poo in his pants, rather than a shiny new headstone.

I don't see a picture. Sorry

Looks good.

Or just get an internal hard drive, and put it in the external cases they sell for $20 bucks at computer center.

"Why does steam come out of my vagina?" That will likely be the funniest thing I read all day.