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  2. Nice to meat y'all

    in Introductions

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    Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

    My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

    My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

    My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

    At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

    ~GrandMaster Fonz

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  5. You can mention/tag users is posts now

    in Website Info

    Posted

    On 2/19/2016 at 11:16 AM, smccrory said:

    @Beetlejuice @Beetlejuice @Beetlejuice :lol:

    ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS!

    I'm just here for the shitshow

    On 2/19/2016 at 10:26 AM, Casper said:

    @Fonzie @Fonzie @Fonzie Let's see if this really works. He should be coming out of the mirror any minute. :lol:

     

    On 2/19/2016 at 11:16 AM, smccrory said:

    @Beetlejuice @Beetlejuice @Beetlejuice :lol:

    ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS!

    I'm just here for the shitshow

  6. 2012 Buckeyes Football Schedule

    in Dumpster

    Posted

    Its far better to get your ass handed to ya by bama than say..... Appalachian state..... :).

    AGREED! :D

    Tell ya what....michigan as well as OSU and any other team that has a mobile QB... Ifnthey dont find a way to throw the ball and not run constantly their gonna get fkd up. Even as fast as robinson is its only a matter of time that a defender gets a clean shot and game over

    dRob was hurt by the fact that...

    1)Fitz got suspended, & there's no legitimate backup for him, it appears, thereby putting more pressure on dRob to make something happen

    2)Ricky Barnum just got moved to center a month ago

    3)Roundtree is our veteran receiver, & he couldn't catch a cold yesterday. Then you got Gardner on the other side, converted from QB this year

    4)Much of the time, 'Bama was only rushing 4, & not worrying about chasing #16 out of the pocket... Just letting him throw... See #3

    I knew we were gonna have to play a perfect game, & get out to a fast start, to have any chance of beating them. Unfortunately... They're the ones who got off to a fast start, & beat us like a red headed step child. Was still fun though, anticipating starting this season with such a big opener, the last 8mo's

  7. 2012 Buckeyes Football Schedule

    in Dumpster

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    Roll Tide...........Michigan got whupped!

    Indeed we did... We looked like crap & Alabama looked dominant!

    How exciting though, to open the season vs the defending National Champions, as opposed to Miami(OH)

    It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.

    Theodore Roosevelt (23 April 1910)

  14. Feeling charitable tonight? Help a challenged boy win a special bike!

    in Dumpster

    Posted · Edited by Fonzie

    Doing this as a favor for Gojira. Evin is his friends nephew, and he needs as many votes as we can give him in the next 16hrs to win this special therapy bike to help him improve his quality of life!

    All help will be greatly appreciated! Voting ends tmrrw, Fri 5/18, @ 4pm

    http://www.facebook.com/FCMichigan/app_248518978578050

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    "Evin, now 4 yrs, was born 4 mo. early. We would love an adaptive bike to help with balancing, re-patterning, sensation, joint input, stiffness, proprioceptive awareness, & strength building. But he just wants a bike for the sheer joy!

    Amy Upchurch"

  22. Not that I'm counting...... (Cleveland MC Show Afterparty)

    in Events

    Posted

    I really can't wait til next year already

    This year's was the DTC "End of the World" afterparty. If we survive 12/21... I think we'll call next year's the "On Borrowed Time" afterparty! :lol:

    Full Throttle Saloon's got nuthin' on us... We had several dancing midgets, anatomically correct "blow up" midgets, karaoke, Girls Gone Wild, mullets galore, & a costumed crazy. I am surprised BabyDoll never showed though... I thought that's what the fb acct was all about... Building some intrigue before her reintroduction into the "wild"

  24. Not that I'm counting...... (Cleveland MC Show Afterparty)

    in Events

    Posted · Edited by Fonzie

    BTW... I was remiss the other night in not thanking Vulcan Rider, our DTC Party Consierge that makes arrangements for this on our behalf every year. Let's show him some Rep love in appreciation! :bow:

    They did piss me off last night with the 2 steak limit and running out of pitchers at 9:30.

    See... I never had a problem with the pitcher thing all night. They always had one

    The 50/50 to pay the DJ was kinda sketchy too. To their credit they did cancel a huge local band so that we could have a karaoke dj...
    Mehhh... I didn't mind chippin' in a few bucks, knowin' what they canceled on our behalf.

    Besides... Tyler won some cabbage to pay his bar bill :lol:

    .... and they do put up with our drunken stupidity year after year...and they didn't even call me about missing certain items from around the pool table.
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