Fonzie

I never stepped down... I just went rogue off the reservation 😎

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. ~GrandMaster Fonz

GrandMaster Fonzie... Has a ring to it 😎👑

What up bitches!?! In before the thread lock 😏

ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS! I'm just here for the shitshow ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS! I'm just here for the shitshow

AGREED! dRob was hurt by the fact that... 1)Fitz got suspended, & there's no legitimate backup for him, it appears, thereby putting more pressure on dRob to make something happen 2)Ricky Barnum just got moved to center a month ago 3)Roundtree is our veteran receiver, & he couldn't catch a cold yesterday. Then you got Gardner on the other side, converted from QB this year 4)Much of the time, 'Bama was only rushing 4, & not worrying about chasing #16 out of the pocket... Just letting him throw... See #3 I knew we were gonna have to play a perfect game, & get out to a fast start, to have any chance of beating them. Unfortunately... They're the ones who got off to a fast start, & beat us like a red headed step child. Was still fun though, anticipating starting this season with such a big opener, the last 8mo's

Indeed we did... We looked like crap & Alabama looked dominant! How exciting though, to open the season vs the defending National Champions, as opposed to Miami(OH)

Neato

Thanx everybodyz... U guyz good peeples!

Same thing I was thinkin' :WOW: Thanks everyone! You can't just "write in" your vote though... You have to click the "vote box" by his summary/picture, for it to count. Sam & I've "shared" it on our fb pages as well, for those of you who are friends with us there & are still having problems voting.

Did you scroll down after the page reloaded? It kinda lags a few seconds before the bottom starts loading

Try this one, then hit the "Like" to get to the voting page... http://www.facebook.com/FCMichigan?v=app_248518978578050&app_data=entry_id%3D5517656 Thanx guys!

Thanx Grape!

Doing this as a favor for Gojira. Evin is his friends nephew, and he needs as many votes as we can give him in the next 16hrs to win this special therapy bike to help him improve his quality of life! All help will be greatly appreciated! Voting ends tmrrw, Fri 5/18, @ 4pm http://www.facebook.com/FCMichigan/app_248518978578050

Know how I know you're ghey??

Bottom first set... But put the gear around his neck too, then arch your name around that, so you have gear & rim

Where we goin'??

Is it next year yet?? I really wanted to ask Super Mario's dad for his contact info so we could invite him back again next year!

Ahhh... That's where I recognized her from I thought GGW was for amateurs, not professionals

Me likey

Condoms, cash, credit card, coke...

This year's was the DTC "End of the World" afterparty. If we survive 12/21... I think we'll call next year's the "On Borrowed Time" afterparty! Full Throttle Saloon's got nuthin' on us... We had several dancing midgets, anatomically correct "blow up" midgets, karaoke, Girls Gone Wild, mullets galore, & a costumed crazy. I am surprised BabyDoll never showed though... I thought that's what the fb acct was all about... Building some intrigue before her reintroduction into the "wild"

Good times... GOOOD times!

BTW... I was remiss the other night in not thanking Vulcan Rider, our DTC Party Consierge that makes arrangements for this on our behalf every year. Let's show him some Rep love in appreciation! See... I never had a problem with the pitcher thing all night. They always had one Mehhh... I didn't mind chippin' in a few bucks, knowin' what they canceled on our behalf. Besides... Tyler won some cabbage to pay his bar bill ^ ^ This

I'm sure there are plenty of places that would welcome the benjamins... However I don't know if there are very many that would put up with our three ring circus of shennanigans Yeah... I said it