A guy ended up with an older woman at the bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all. He found himself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a bit and then she asked, "Have you ever had a Sportsman's Double?" "What's that?" He asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. He wondered what this daughter of hers might look like and his mind began to embrace the idea. He said, "No I haven't had a mother and daughter threesome." They drank a bit more and then she says with a wink, "Tonight is your lucky night." They drove to her place. They walked in, she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"