justin0469

I don't remember ALL these things, but 98% of them I do (I was born in '86 so the early 90's I probably am missing). Man, it brings back memories! "If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this... Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE! You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time" Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. You remember when super nintendo's and Sega Genisis became popular. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yomega Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books.. You remember when Mortal Kombat wuz tha ####! U remember eating Warheads. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. U remember Ring Pops. U remember drinkin' Fruitopia and Surge. if you memeber when every thing was "da BOMB" when they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!! You remember boom boxes vs. cd players Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that) Making those little paper fortune cookie things.. and then predicting your life with them. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers,and Ninja Turtles. You had a favorite New Kid on the block, and you knew all of there names (from jerri- johnathan, jordan, joey, donnie, and danny!!!!! step by step ooh baby.....) Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls You owned a portable tape player. If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. You remember "American Gladiators" and watched it like a religion. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You know the significance of the number 23. You went to McD's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds...at the play ground. When we were younger: Before the MySpace frenzy... Before the Internet & text messaging... Before Sidekicks & iPods... Before MIKE JONES... Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX... Before Sponge Bob ...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs . When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Way back. when it was all about N64. WHEN MAKING OUT WAS HAVING SEX WHEN YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING Before we realized all this would eventually disappear Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

Saw this over on 600rr.net, thought it was funny SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed .............................................+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows....-1 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-2 You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............+5 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2 You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5 in the rain.............................................. .....+8 But return with beer..........................................-1 And no panty liners..........................................-25 You check out a suspicious noise at night.....................+1 You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.............0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5 You pummel it with a six iron................................+10 It's her cat............................................... ..-40 AT THE PARTY You stay by her side the entire party..........................0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a school Drinking buddy............................................. ...-2 Named Tiffany........................................... ......-5 Tiffany is a dancer..........................................-10 With breast implants.........................................-20 HER BIRTHDAY You remember her birthday.....................................+1 You buy a card and flowers....................................+2 You take her out to dinner....................................+5 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.........+10 Okay, it is a sports bar.....................................-10 And it's all-you-can-eat night...............................-20 It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.............................-30 A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a pal............................................... .. 0 The pal is happily married................................... +1 The pal is single............................................-10 He drives a Ferrari..........................................-20 With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)..................-30 A NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a movie.......................................+2 You take her to a movie she likes.............................+5 You take her to a movie you hate..............................+8 You take her to a movie you like..............................-5 It's called Death Cop III....................................-10 Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.......................-20 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans........-30 YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly............................-5 You develop a noticeable pot belly & get rid of it...........+10 You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts............................................ ..-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".............-100 THE BIG QUESTION She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding...................................-10 You reply, "Where?"...................................... ....-35 You reply, "No, I think it's your ass"......................-100 COMMUNICATION When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen, displaying a concerned expression.................+1 You listen, for over 30 minutes...............................+5 You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50 You have fallen asleep......................................-200 IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH You talk....................................................-100 You don't talk...............................................-100 You spend time with her.....................................-100 You don't spend time with Her...............................-100 You are seen enjoying yourself..............................-100

I'm at work and kinda scared to click on it so i have no idea if it is safe for work or not but http://deadspin.com/5051879/topless-midget-wrestling-controversy-rocks-sleepy-illinois-community

mary jane rottencrotch

alice

http://www.nbc4i.com/cmh/news/national/article/boy_accused_of_breaking_wind_on_bus_is_booted/14021/ LAKELAND. Fla. — It’s a practiced art among most middle-school boys: passing gas and blaming it on someone nearby. It has been going on for years, maybe decades — heck, maybe since the dawn of mankind. It’s always, well, usually funny. But beware of laughing out loud at farts. It could land you and your sense of humor in the toilet. Just ask Jonathan Locke Jr., a Polk County eighth-grader who got blamed for farting on a school bus this week and ended up being banned from the bus for three days. It wasn’t the farting that resulted in his ouster; it was the disruption that followed, school officials said. “I guess it was just because I was laughing so hard,” he said Thursday. “I don’t know.” The 15-year-old attends the Bill Duncan Excel Center, an alternative school in Lakeland. Jonathan denied making the sound on the bus Monday. He said a friend was making fart sounds with his mouth. That cracked him up, he said. Then came a rank odor, which made the situation hysterical, he said. “I just thought it was funny.” A day later, when Jonathan walked on the bus to go home, he was handed a note telling him he had been barred from the bus for three days. “Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink that you can’t breathe after he does it,” the bus driver wrote in a disciplinary note levying the three-day suspension. Jonathan’s father, Jonathan Locke Sr., said the school went a bit too far in the flatulence fracas. He said the ordeal has disrupted his son’s education. “I don’t know how they can do it, but apparently they can,” Locke Sr. said. “They say it’s disrupting the bus and they can do whatever they want to if it comes to disrupting the children on the bus.” Polk County School District officials either declined to talk about the matter or didn’t respond to messages Thursday.

Becoming The Bull- Atreyu

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2009/03/20/story_tickets.html?sid=102

get in my belly

yayayaya I've always heard that. I suppose when I actually am 30 it won't be a good thing anymore. You so knew I was 23:nono: EDIT: woooo I just got my first bright green rep, i feel accepted now

ha thanks guys... it's hard bein 23 ya know...

You could be right, I was just quoted what I read on the internet. Everyone knows if you read it on the interweb it must be true!

No, you won't be able to just upgrade software, you have to get a new phone. BUT you can exchange the one you just bought for a new one free of charge it seems. It comes out July 11. Don't forget to erase all those inappropriate pics before you turn it in! http://weblogs.redeyechicago.com/iphoneblog/2008/06/att-clarifies-n.html

iPhone 3.0 will have cut, copy and paste http://www.apple.com/iphone/preview-iphone-os/

wrong cmoosego hang out thread but you get it

then again, if mj is going to be there, maybe ill find a way to stop by

chris, i kinda forgot today was my bday so im not goin to be at the house or stopping by as I've already been scheduled for other bday happenings...

shotgun

boondock saints

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-10200631-83.html http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-10072967-83.html?tag=mncol;txt http://lasecwww.epfl.ch/keyboard/ Basically, it's possible to figure out what you are typing from a wired or wireless keyboard via laser, PC power cable (if you share the power in the building with them and the keyboard is PS/2) or picking up and interpretting the electromagnetic emanations from up to 65 feet away. Can even be applied to ATMs... Crazy. Be careful what you type....

Although Verizon is working on their 4G network (LTE/GSM) that they claim will be operational in 2010 that would be compatible with the iPhone.

The bigger question is if/when Apple will make a CDMA version of the iPhone. But to answer your question, rumor is the exclusivity contract lasts through 2010 or 2012. http://news.cnet.com/verizon-iphone-around-the-corner/?tag=mncol

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10200199-1.html This laser gun zaps mosquitoes by Juniper Foo (Credit: ariadna) With news of a new kind of dengue emerging in Singapore, this sounds like a job for...a mosquito laser zapper! Punnily dubbed a "weapon of mosquito destruction" (WMD), scientists are finally declaring a Cold War against malaria and all mosquito-related ailments. This particular one appears to take a Death Star leaf out of the "Star War" book, with the laser designed to detect the audio frequency of beating wings, zero in on the culprit, and burn it on the spot. The good news is the WMD will be capable of sweeping an entire area or village and "toast(ing) millions of mosquitoes in a few minutes", physicist and project lead scientist Dr. Jordin Kare told CNN. Intellectual Ventures, a company founded by former Microsoft executive Nathan Myhrvold, commissioned the research. Now all we need is a home version that we can set up to fry those miniscule terrorists before they can infect any loved ones around. Yes, I am that bored. And I still have another hour or so before the work day is over....