Sgt. Hartman: "How tall are you, private?" Arliss Howard as Cowbo: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!" Sgt. Hartman: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You trying to squeeze an inch on me somewhere, huh?" Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir." Sgt. Hartman: "Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where the hell you from anyway private?" Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, Sir." Sgt. Hartman: "Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy and you don't look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?" Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir." Sgt. Hartman: "Are you a Peter Puffer?" Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir." Sgt. Hartman: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you."