HellBender

You can hold your breath, but once your nose fills up you want to blow it out- your brain won't comprehend what is happening and you will do anything to get your head vertical.

I know when ever I pull up next to an Fugly chick on a bike I cannot wait to get out of there... So it may seem as if I want to race you but in reality I'm just trying to get away!!!!!!! lol

The glass is half full here... More idiots = more wrecks = more spare parts= cheaper parts!!!

blacccck birr yeea yeea

I've been sayin for years man... Chicks shouldn't be allowed to use computers...

sounds like they just pounded a handicap school

^ It sits out side too

this is stupid and will never work.

you talking about me again?

Eh. It was prescription medication.

i was thinking the same thing.

You were lucky! I've seen some guy fill his transmission with 5 quarts of motor oil. At least your mistake had an easy fix!!

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.'** Brief Pause. **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'** **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** **A few minutes later** **The little girl comes back to the phone.** **'I did it, Daddy.'** **'And what happened, honey?' ** 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.** **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** **And now she isn't moving at all!'** **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'** &n bsp; **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.** **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** **And into the swimming pool.** **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** **Last week to clean it.** **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'** *****Long Pause***** *****Longer Pause***** *****Even Longer Pause***** **Then Daddy says,** **'Swimming pool? ...........** **Is this 486-5731?'* **No, I think you have the wrong number.........

looks like a dolphin

holla