Gixxus Christ! Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Pure win right here. I have an Internet so I'll inject my bias and abrasive opinions here when I'm not furiously masturbating to nudity super cuts from game of thrones.Quit being a cunt. It's $12. There's not much you can do under the tank aside from swapping out air filters and since you're not a mechanic and look down upon us 'grease monkeys' AND you bought a new bike it's under warranty so you can go take a shit in the public dealership restroom and sip their shitty free coffee while someone more talented than yourself does it for you...just try not to have a cunty attitude towards the mechanic about it and you should be fine...fine but still a cunt. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smccrory Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 And since you're not a mechanic and look down upon us 'grease monkeys' AND you bought a new bike it's under warranty so you can go take a shit in the public dealership restroom and sip their shitty free coffee while someone more talented than yourself does it for you...+1. As delighted as I am with my own career choice of I.T., I'd be grateful and very much greater to know a fraction of what you grease monkeys know about those infernal riding, driving, locomoting and flying machines. You'd think that someone asking for help would have similar self-awareness of their own mechanical shortcomings as just that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 My busa senses were tingling. I see there is a lot of dissatisfaction about your purchase. Let me try to make things right. How about I trade you an '03 for it, straight up? Or I'll trade you an '03 WITH prop rod, for yours plus cash... from you. Or, just the prop rod - $13,000 obo. I will personally guarantee that it was not touched by any 'grease monkeys', ne'erdowells, or generally anyone of the 'lower caste'. All my technicians have a minimum of two Masters degrees, 3 patents, some coursework towards a PhD, and all graduated at the top of their night-school culinary classes while attending Harvard Law, to make sure I only sip the finest Kopi Luwak brew and feast on fois gras whilst in their lobby lined of leather-bound service manuals. Help me, help you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Yaaaaaaay he's baaaaaack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinker Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 ..... I only sip the finest Kopi Luwak brew and feast on fois grass.....Batshit crazy this one...(referencing the coffee before anyone gets upset) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Batshit crazy this one...(referencing the coffee before anyone gets upset)*catshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smccrory Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 That's enough boys. Three bad coffee references by my count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Just try and filter them out as you read them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smccrory Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Just try and filter them out as you read them.Filter. That's strike 4, you insensitive clod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Are the puns starting to grind on you a little? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smccrory Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) Are the puns starting to grind on you a little? {facepalm} Edited April 22, 2014 by smccrory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 I think I'm out of coffee puns...or at least the real cream of the crop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Whoa….my heady explody….need more beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Eh, it was a good run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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