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Ducati One collection watch (swiss automatic movement like a bawssss)


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Hi kids

 

I'm selling one of my many impulse buys from back when I still had my Ducati 998s.  When I first got that bike, I went on some crazy buying binge (mostly parts but some douche-y bro-cati stuff too) and this is one of those things.  I have too many watches that I actually wear regularly and since I don't have my 998 anymore and dont have plans to buy another ducati, this one is going up for sale.  Buy it for yourself to get one step closer to ultimate bro-cati-dom, buy it for your loved ones who are getting close to a 2nd degree black belt in ducarati, or buy it and run it over with your clearly superior aprilia to fart in the faces of ducati lovers everywhere.  Above all else, buy it because I want to buy that new federer racquet to find out I hate it like everyone else... (and maybe some cute things for my daughter so I can fill your facebooks with unwanted adorable asian baby pictures).

 

The watch is officially licensed by ducati as part of the Ducati One Collection of watches.  I'm not sure who made it, but they used a proven swiss ETA automatic movement (it's an ETA 2824, has second had and date). The case and hardware is all titanium (one of the few reasons I bought the watch since I am crazy for titanium) and the band is rubber that looks like tire treads.  it's pretty gangsta whether you like ducati or not. Comes in a neato box that is wood and leather/pleather with cushions and crap.

 

I have the box, box cover, manuals, blah blah blah.  My watch probably has some inevitable faint scratches and swirl marks and whatever just from being worn a couple dozen times but very few and easily polished out.  Price is $400 shipped or $375 local or make me an offer.  If you are cool enough, I might give you a discount.  You're probably not cool enough though, sorry.

 

I'll take pictures of my actual watch when I get home, but here are some from the interwebs:

 

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  • 3 weeks later...

I've decided to make the fiscally responsible choice and bought the racquet ahead of time instead of waiting to sell this first. I also bought a bunch of Nike stuff which it turns out is really fucking expensive. But damn those tennis shoes are baller, and my fancy new Nadal hat is boss (black and red, biatch). Being the good new dad I am, I decided to not spoil my daughter and bought her absolutely nothing. I know, child.... This hurts me more than it hurts you. But I will bravely make such sacrifices for your sake, and for the sake of my shitty back hand.

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this would serve as a fabulous cock ring... but only if you're big enough. surely, someone in this forum is big enough and man enough? first person to buy this proves to this forum, nay, the world, that they have a massively girthy dong. i would be willing to modify the sumptuous race rubber-like band to accommodate the inevitably enormous throbbing veins at my cost and time, as a service to you and your giant wiener.

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