jbot Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Hi kids I'm selling one of my many impulse buys from back when I still had my Ducati 998s. When I first got that bike, I went on some crazy buying binge (mostly parts but some douche-y bro-cati stuff too) and this is one of those things. I have too many watches that I actually wear regularly and since I don't have my 998 anymore and dont have plans to buy another ducati, this one is going up for sale. Buy it for yourself to get one step closer to ultimate bro-cati-dom, buy it for your loved ones who are getting close to a 2nd degree black belt in ducarati, or buy it and run it over with your clearly superior aprilia to fart in the faces of ducati lovers everywhere. Above all else, buy it because I want to buy that new federer racquet to find out I hate it like everyone else... (and maybe some cute things for my daughter so I can fill your facebooks with unwanted adorable asian baby pictures). The watch is officially licensed by ducati as part of the Ducati One Collection of watches. I'm not sure who made it, but they used a proven swiss ETA automatic movement (it's an ETA 2824, has second had and date). The case and hardware is all titanium (one of the few reasons I bought the watch since I am crazy for titanium) and the band is rubber that looks like tire treads. it's pretty gangsta whether you like ducati or not. Comes in a neato box that is wood and leather/pleather with cushions and crap. I have the box, box cover, manuals, blah blah blah. My watch probably has some inevitable faint scratches and swirl marks and whatever just from being worn a couple dozen times but very few and easily polished out. Price is $400 shipped or $375 local or make me an offer. If you are cool enough, I might give you a discount. You're probably not cool enough though, sorry. I'll take pictures of my actual watch when I get home, but here are some from the interwebs: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 How often do you need to service the belts and valves? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 I feel obligated to buy simply because of the epic description Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojocho Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 LOL. That's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted December 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I've decided to make the fiscally responsible choice and bought the racquet ahead of time instead of waiting to sell this first. I also bought a bunch of Nike stuff which it turns out is really fucking expensive. But damn those tennis shoes are baller, and my fancy new Nadal hat is boss (black and red, biatch). Being the good new dad I am, I decided to not spoil my daughter and bought her absolutely nothing. I know, child.... This hurts me more than it hurts you. But I will bravely make such sacrifices for your sake, and for the sake of my shitty back hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Love this thread. JBot smells of rich mahogany and I am sure this watch has his musk all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Rubber band is a deal breaker for me. Only rich corinthian leather graces my left wrist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted December 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 this would serve as a fabulous cock ring... but only if you're big enough. surely, someone in this forum is big enough and man enough? first person to buy this proves to this forum, nay, the world, that they have a massively girthy dong. i would be willing to modify the sumptuous race rubber-like band to accommodate the inevitably enormous throbbing veins at my cost and time, as a service to you and your giant wiener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigd Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I wish i could justify this purchase if only to uphold the long held misnomer that I'm anything other than hung like a 2 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I have notified Soren and he should be along shortly to see if said cock ring can contain his girth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue03636 Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 ^ Matt's bike contained it nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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