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For those with money to burn


Casper

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this conversation will occur in an ER somewhere in the near future......

 

Nurse: how did you end up with 3rd degree burns on your hand and arm

 

Patient: well, we had been drinking and decided to see if we could cook a hot dog with my friends hand held flame-thrower

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kinda want but what can you possibly do with just 38 seconds of continuous use?  that's not even enough to massacre 10 piece zombie mcnugget party.  you need at least 55 seconds of capacity for high probability of lethal immolation.
 
no thanks, i'll wait on their new release (per their site: "We will offer a special system in the next couple months for those that require even longer burn times with a more ergonomic structure. We’re very excited to begin developing this unit, but first, we need to take care of our existing order backlog!")

 

good luck with your measly 8 party zombie incineration pea shooter!  the smart money wait for the baker's dozen capacity model.

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