Lawrence1 Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 No, not prostate trouble but with a early morning pee boner. Trying to aim it in the bowl, I'm all hunched over with my head over the reservoir pushing on the boner like some kind of contortionist. Is this some kind of cruel joke? Sitting down is not an option. What do you do to avoid pissing all over the toilet and having to clean it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue03636 Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 Just use the shower. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 36 minutes ago, blue03636 said: Just use the shower. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 Is it winter time already? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrence1 Posted November 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 Well, I don't have a shower in my bedroom, just a sink and toilet. Good answer though, I'll just have to make the trip down the hall. So the shower is just like one big urinal. Those of you with a spouse or life partner, how do you explain running the shower in the middle of the night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drc32-0 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 I used to have trouble hitting the bowl.I just put a Michigan decal in the bottom of the bowl.Problem solved! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwnut Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 55 minutes ago, Lawrence1 said: Those of you with a spouse or life partner, how do you explain running the shower in the middle of the night? If you have a spouse and you do not know what to do with a boner your not to smart 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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motocat12 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 ask your doc for a catheter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 What's a morning pee boner? Not a problem at 66. :o( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx3vfr Posted November 5, 2016 Report Share Posted November 5, 2016 Just rub it out before you take your morning leak. Tension relief and flushes EVERYTHING out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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