zeitgeist57 Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste (2) Deodorant (3) Soap The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CLUTCHisHESSFUC Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VDUB Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 oh wow, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Owned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Damn...that rocked. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cam'ron Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 glad someone is finally bashing those smely frogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 good shit smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 haha... the French suck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt B. Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 hahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Rex Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 and this is why Clay = The Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkendubber Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 fucking cheese eating surrender monkeys need to shut their damn traps and take their losses like they did during the wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest slobird Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Holy shit thats fucking wrong, anyone know the french salute? hehehe -The other Geoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 You my friend, kick ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Originally posted by Bobby Lee: haha... the French suck... Agreed, and you know why they suck...quick research shows that they are the people who INVENTED neon lights. The French engineer, chemist, and inventor Georges Claude (b. Sept. 24, 1870, d. May 23, 1960), was the first to apply an electrical discharge to a sealed tube of neon gas (circa 1902) to create a lamp. Damnit Bobby you are right, those frenchies are real douchebags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 the French also invented all of these things: Ambroise Paré (1510-1590): surgical instruments Blaise Pascal: mechanical calculator (1642) Metric system, proposed by Gabriel Mouton in 1670, worked out by the French Academy of Sciences in 1790 Nicolas Joseph Cugnot: steam-driven car (1769) George Louis Lesage used a single wire system to telegraph a message (1774) Joseph M.Jacquard - first industrially applicable automatic loom (late 18th century) Montgolfier (Joseph and Etienne): the hot-air balloon (1783) Louis Lenormand: the parachute (1783) Jean Baptiste Meusnier: lighter-than-air dirigible developed (1785) Claude Chappe: optical system telegraph (1791) Nicolas Appert - invented our canning process involving bactericide by boiling (1810) René T.H. Laennec - invented the stethoscope (1816) Joseph L. Gay-Lussac (1778-1850), chemist: the hydrometer and alcoholometer Jean-François Champollion - first deciphered the Rosetta Stone(1822) Louis Braille: printed language for the blind (1829) Joseph N.Niepce: the principle of the photographic process (1826) Xavier Progin (1833): a machine that used separate type bars for each letter or symbol that were activated by separate lever keys (forerunner of typewriter) Daguerre, Louis J. improved and patented photographic process (1839) French physicist Jean Foucault: the gyroscope (1852) Henri Deville: invented electrolysis to refine aluminum from bauxite (1852) Henri Giffard, engineer: first successful steam-powered steerable airship (1852) Edouard-Léon Scott de Martinville: Phonautographe:1st machine to record sound (1857), with no playback Raymond Gaston Planté: the lead-acid battery (1860) Rouquayrol and Denayrouse: hard-hat deep-sea diving (1865) Pierre Lallement: rotary-pedal bicycle (1865) Frères Michaux: steam-driven bicycle (1868) Chemist Mège Mouriés: margarine (1869) Charles Cros (& Edison) simultaneously invented the phonograph (1877) Lumière brothers: first movie camera (1895) René Panhard & Emile Levassor: prototype for modern car (front engine, pedal clutch, 4 wheels, etc. - 1895) Jean J.E. Lenoir (1822-1900): the first practical internal combustion engine French engineer and chemist Georges Claude: the neon lamp (1902) Paul Cornu (1907): short flight of first helicopter prototype Edouard Benedictus: the process for making laminated safety glass (1909) Henri-M. Coanda: turbine engine airplane (1910) George de Mestral: the hook and loop fabric fastener system, Velcro (1941) Emile Gagnan and Captain Jacques-Yves Cousteau: "Aqua Lung" for scuba diving (1943) Arthur Granjean: Etch-A-Sketch [toy] in 1958 François Gernelle: the first non-kit computer based on a microprocessor (1973) Philippe Kahn: the software or operating system for the above microcomputer Roland Moreno: the concept of installing silicon chip computer memory on a plastic card (1974) French launch Minitel (1980), first major public interactive computer network Robert Cailliau and Jean-François Groff, Swiss francophone co-inventors of the WWW with Tim Berners-Lee (1992) ATM asynchronous transfer mode - high-speed internet (not sure of details) Many of which EVERYONE uses EVERYDAY. So I guess you're right. Even though they've invented many OTHER things used in every day life, just the simple fact that they invented neons makes them douchebags. Really I'm not argueing, they still suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Notchback Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Bobby Lee please never leave this board, I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Wow, I don't even know you. Unfortunately, however, my last day on CR will be sometime around October 11th. Sorry guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 [ 10. August 2004, 08:36 AM: Message edited by: Mitch ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 graemlins/eek2.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Jon...throw a fucking party already. Damn. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man of Steele Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Mitch your a troll stop hiding your man love for bobby fisher graemlins/nutkick.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt B. Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Bobby, in the future please stick to bashing the french--your ruining our fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by KBOND99: Bobby, in the future please stick to bashing the french--your ruining our fun. Really I'm not argueing, they still suck. Happy? tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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