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"ey, i fot yoo sed e waz a get-a-way drivuh. what da fuck ken e get-a-way from, eh?"

 

you are cool if you can name that movie.

 

another good one, from a totally different movie...

 

"leg'er down and smack'em yack'em! sheeeeit. cold gots ta be!"

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"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!'? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"
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heres a couple:

 

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

 

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

 

People on 'ludes should not drive.

 

[After Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car.]

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!

Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!

Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!

Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

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Originally posted by Trouble Maker:

"Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God doesn't like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen..."

Our fathers were our models for god...
true story.

 

whut da fack I wanna caravan thas gat nu fukkin wheelz?

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"if you want me to poop in a box and mark it guaranteed I will, I have spare time"

 

 

"My point is, what if the fairy is a crazy glue sniffer, build model airplanes says the little fairy, well we're not buying it, next thing you know there is money missing off the dresser and your daughter is knocked up, I have seen it a hundered times."

 

Chris Farley

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Originally posted by Orion:

"ey, i fot yoo sed e waz a get-a-way drivuh. what da fuck ken e get-a-way from, eh?"

 

you are cool if you can name that movie.

 

another good one, from a totally different movie...

 

"leg'er down and smack'em yack'em! sheeeeit. cold gots ta be!"

First quote is from my favorite movie of all time.
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Originally posted by 10xworse:

"THIRTY SIX??????"

"thirty seven including you"

 

name that Kevin Smith movie

How many girlfriends will bring you Lasagna at work?

 

I'll bet you that I get that movie before you do!

 

 

Then I'd go down on you, suck you off, I'd be like a circus seal... Ew, you silly faggot, I hate guys! I LOVE WOMEN!!

:D

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"you are not special. you are all part of the same compost heap."

 

i love fight club.

 

"mmmmm, ohhhh, ohhh yeahhh, harder, harder, uhhhhhh, ohhh yeah baby...."

as quoted from many movies with titles that escape me at the moment, but where really fun to watch.

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