Ron Burgundy Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Why can't you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Tell me about. I mean I woke up and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. And the hell of it is- the damn thing's still alive. So now I got this shit-covered squirrel sittin' down in the office. Don't know what to name it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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