Earl1647545488 Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Found this on another forum. Pretty funny watching guys debate this seriously. tongue.gif How many 5-year-olds could you fight at once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 <font color ="midnightblue"> Boys or girls? probably quite a few, but it's difficult to guess because I don't know how fast I'd get tired. Having to fight them off so you could hit the one you were targetting would be the hard part. I'm not real tall, so I doubt I could take on the proposed 30.....it'd be too hard to hold them all back long enough to get one or two good punches in there. I wonder if you're allowed to kill them? 'Cause a few sucker punches to the gut would prob'ly wind 'em or worse, then you could finish 'em off from there. *shrug* hypothetical situation, of course, but still interesting to ponder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DagoRcR Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 They can be vicious... I'd probably have a hard time against more than 15. Though, 5 year old's would have a hard time knocking you unconcious. It would be a long and painful death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_tris Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 ha thats funny shit right ther just reading the other guys posts i like the one about the guy useing a kid as a sword lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rane Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Lol as many as can come at once. there only 5! Plus only 8ppl can go after 1 person without really getting in eachothers way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BLUE BY U Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 if they are like my daughter no more than 10 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by BLUE BY U: if they are like my daughter no more than 10 lolOMG! You breed? lol, just messing man. tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BLUE BY U Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 thats cool, 2 times is even scarier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 lol I can't imagine them giving much of a fight. there little skulls aren't fully developed yet. You could quite easily do serious damage just popping them in the head. besides that anything you do to a 5 year old makes them hurt really badly. but who gives a fuck? Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 this has got to be the BEST HYPOTHETICAL forum question EVER!!! i've been laughin my ass off from page one! i figure most of the 5yr olds would forget most of the training because of AdD, plus they are pretty frail anyway so i would say, QUITE a few, it would only end when i finally got tired! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSandwich Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 holy shit... that is a goooood debate... i prefer "do fish get thirsty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaTS1200 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 That was very entertaining. graemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 well if they got trained in combat... at least one of them would remember to kick the knee cap and take out your leg... with that many kids swarming you, it would be really hard to do anything as well as it would be hard for them to do anything... your best bet is to grab each kid one by one and just throw them as hard as you can against a wall or something.... wouldn't even try to fight that many... damn, I'm morbid tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 i think i would use one as a club untill that one was knocked out, pick up another, ect. I think i could take on as many as they send, i'm the ogre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 hmm... 30 or more would work... given a large area which you'd need to be fighting so many kids i could easily just use capoeira and screw a bunch of the little bastards up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Shitaro: well if they got trained in combat... at least one of them would remember to kick the knee cap and take out your leg... tongue.gif You be better off on you knees to begine with. This would be my stratagy... At the sound of the whistle i would grab the nearest kid i could find and throw it into the biggest crowd of kids i could see to slow them down... then i would back myself into a corner and get on my knees... It sounds like a bad move, but ill explain why its the best one. If you have 30 kids, they can only pack so many into a corner so the obvious idea here is to bottle neck them... thus the most youd have to face at one time is 3 or 4. Some quick jabbing would take them out pretty quickly. As they begin to fall, they slow them selves down as they try to climb overtop their fallen commrads. After about 10 or 15 of them are piled up in front of you, you can then begin using them as projectiles.... kinda like cannon balls. Just launch one into the crowd and see how many get hit. Pretty soon theyll be scared to death of your power, and brutal tactics and then theyd just sit down and cry. With those tactics i dont see any reason why any 6' 200lb man couldnt totaly manhandle 30 5yr kids. When i was 16 i used to play with younger neighborhood kids just because i babysat them at the time. They were about 7-10 yrs old and i took on all 8 of them several times w/o too much problem. Theres also a girl i work with that weighs all of 90lbs and i striat lifted her up by her neck with my right arm the other day. i told her i could... she didnt believe me, so i did. I can only imagine how fun a 50lb kid would be to throw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 MAN, WACKY NON-PC DISCUSSIONS LIKE THIS ARE SO MUCH FUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli1647545497 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Veritas: ... i could easily just use capoeira and screw a bunch of the little bastards up Capoeira? Is that some kind of ointment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 it's a martial art form foo, best way i can describe it is dancin' and fighting mixed. if you've ever played tekken 3, eddy gordo (as people call him the cheap guy) uses it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 only about 3 or 4 right now. once the army fixes the back, itl be game on with a whole room full of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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