OGRE Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 A man goes to interview for a government job. The interviewer asks him, "are you a veteran" ? The man says, "Yes, I served two tours in Vietnam." "Good," says the interviewer. "That counts in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities" ? The guy says, "Yes, I do. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts, so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect my ability to work, though." "Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come in tomorrow about 10, and we'll get you started." The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at 10?" "Well, here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point in your coming in for that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevil Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 Heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted April 24, 2004 Report Share Posted April 24, 2004 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Thats a good one. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 I guess female workers can go in late too. tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jpurdy2003 Posted April 25, 2004 Report Share Posted April 25, 2004 Hey, my father works for the City of Cleveland, and he works very hard all day.... ...and is constantly complaining about how his co-workers are lazy fucks who don't pull their weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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