Guest cam'ron Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 alright so I meet this girl my cousin says is hot, and I've been talking to her, she is a big hick (wich I find attractive), but as you wold imagine, she has nice body, tig ol' bittys, and then she smiled at me and I was compelled to ask her if I could practice some field goals with her teeth. I didnt say that but I did panick and used the old "my mom just called and my grandma is getting rushed to the hospital" line. damnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 CR dating service, how can we be of assistance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 That's a sad story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorback Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Anything dental work can fix, or is it a total loss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealthmonkey Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 dude nobody should date someone who would date thier cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaSSon Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 piitb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 graemlins/gives.gif .... Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PiNk 240 GirL Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 hmmm well i come from a small ass town where 90% of the people drive trucks so big they can run over my cars and not notice it if she had a family emergency thats one thing, try to just hang in there and be patient. and if u havent heard from her since.... Fuck that bitch! graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Originally posted by PiNk 240 GirL: hmmm well i come from a small ass town where 90% of the people drive trucks so big they can run over my cars and not notice it if she had a family emergency thats one thing, try to just hang in there and be patient. and if u havent heard from her since.... Fuck that bitch! graemlins/thumb.gif Holy fucking shit, no fucking way that this was posted. No. Fucking. Way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim1647545497 Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 haha i think she just missed the first post or something?? i dont know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 i got the "my mom had a heart attack." line I think it was real because she had already invited me into her bed for the evening, the tears and nervous shaking were pretty convincing to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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