Lustalbert Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 a long time ago there was a thread somewhere on this intraweb about gold bond. If I remember correctly it was rediciously long, and quite funny. The reason i am inquiring, someone here in the office started talking about gold bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Oh.. I saw that somewhere.. Something like one guy said he put gold bond on his nuts and it felt like 10,000 tiny gnomes massaging his balls.. Yes, I remember.. Don't know where the thread is though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest doggunracing Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 You know the other night, I was up late playing that goddamn bridge building game, and I leave the TV on in the background, and one of those goddamn gold bond commercials came on. OH GOODAAMN HOW I LOATHE those fuckers. Its always some smarmy old man... old man:aaaaaaaahhh, I cant sleep, with these flaming balls of mine, I wish I could dip them in some flame retardant foam or maybe just soak them in refigerant or somthing!!! goddamn my balls!!! OOOOH shit my balls. old mans bitch ass wife: YOU KNOW, HONEY, WHEN MY CUNT TURNS IN TO A FESTERING FILTH RIDDEN SHIT BOX OF A MEAT CURTAIN, I SPARY THIS FUCKING GOLD BOND ASS POWDER ON THERE AND IT MAKES IT SPRING TIME FRESH AND THE BURNING IS DIMENISHED TO A SMOLDERING CUNT FIRE INSTEAD OF THE FESTERING YEAST INFERNO THAT IS USUALLY THERE. old man: Hmmmmm, no shit??, gimme that can bitch, but keep your dirty cunt away from me! old man: *sprinkle sprinkle* old man:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, MY BALLS THEY NOW FEEL LIKE TO COOL ICY MARBLES INSTEAD OF THOSE FLAMING WRINKLED PRUNES THAT NORMALY HANG AROUND MY KNEES!!!! THAK CHRIST. announcer: GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER, STOPS THE ITCH AND COOLS ALL YOUR GODDAMN GENITAL BURNING AND OTHER PROBLEMS YOU FILTHY ASSED FUCK MONKEYS NORMALLY HAVE...... RECOMMENDED BY RYAN LEAFS MOM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird69 Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted June 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Originally posted by doggunracing: You know the other night, I was up late playing that goddamn bridge building game, and I leave the TV on in the background, and one of those goddamn gold bond commercials came on. OH GOODAAMN HOW I LOATHE those fuckers. Its always some smarmy old man... old man:aaaaaaaahhh, I cant sleep, with these flaming balls of mine, I wish I could dip them in some flame retardant foam or maybe just soak them in refigerant or somthing!!! goddamn my balls!!! OOOOH shit my balls. old mans bitch ass wife: YOU KNOW, HONEY, WHEN MY CUNT TURNS IN TO A FESTERING FILTH RIDDEN SHIT BOX OF A MEAT CURTAIN, I SPARY THIS FUCKING GOLD BOND ASS POWDER ON THERE AND IT MAKES IT SPRING TIME FRESH AND THE BURNING IS DIMENISHED TO A SMOLDERING CUNT FIRE INSTEAD OF THE FESTERING YEAST INFERNO THAT IS USUALLY THERE. old man: Hmmmmm, no shit??, gimme that can bitch, but keep your dirty cunt away from me! old man: *sprinkle sprinkle* old man:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, MY BALLS THEY NOW FEEL LIKE TO COOL ICY MARBLES INSTEAD OF THOSE FLAMING WRINKLED PRUNES THAT NORMALY HANG AROUND MY KNEES!!!! THAK CHRIST. announcer: GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER, STOPS THE ITCH AND COOLS ALL YOUR GODDAMN GENITAL BURNING AND OTHER PROBLEMS YOU FILTHY ASSED FUCK MONKEYS NORMALLY HAVE...... RECOMMENDED BY RYAN LEAFS MOM.i am laughing my ass off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemosley01 Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Maybe you should take up writing Movie or TV scripts. This sounds like something from South Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverEvo8owner Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Was it the NASIOC goldbond thread? I know there's a few on there. Here's the one I could find: NASIOC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted June 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 yep, thats the one. thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Originally posted by doggunracing: You know the other night.....graemlins/puke.gif but still funny [ 09. June 2005, 09:45 PM: Message edited by: buckeye ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA: "with aloe and cornstarch? What are you baking a cake? Put a little flour, sugar and a couple eggs and you could make some nut cookies down there. cornstarch... jesus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 "the gnome committee conversation: Gnome 1: A female? Gnome 2: OMGHI2U Gnome 3: **** n00bs lets massage her with our icey hands " I'm fucking dying right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblunt Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Omfg that thread is a classic. I just re-read the first 2 pages and was laughing my ass off. Its now being emailed to every guy I know. I haven't stepped up to the green yet, yellow does just fine smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 as someone put it once, it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 green usually, had to step up to the blue when it got past 125, or couldnt shower for 4 days or more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 "I got a rough case of the itch a while back from some nearly terminal testicular humidity & bought some Tinactin to take care of bizness. Hopped out of shower, sprayed while still damp, and almost had to shut my boys in a car door to make them feel better. Anyway, am on my way to CVS for some GB right now. Itch is gone, but my guerillas in the mist need some pixie dust..." graemlins/thatfunny.gifgraemlins/thatfunny.gifgraemlins/thatfunny.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Damn it Andrew TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!! BTW, for a real mans feeling, try some Old Spice aftershave on your nutz, for that four alarm inferno feeling. The itch will be pleasantly mask by the intense burning sensation similar to dipping your sack in boiling acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendemac Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 I remember that thread. Pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 you guys have serious, serious issues. all of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by desperado: Damn it Andrew TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!! BTW, for a real mans feeling, try some Old Spice aftershave on your nutz, for that four alarm inferno feeling. The itch will be pleasantly mask by the intense burning sensation similar to dipping your sack in boiling acid. How in the fuck do you know this? Wait no... don't tell us... graemlins/slap.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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