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Note the following alarming facts:

 

 

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.

© Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

 

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services.

 

 

 

Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80 million.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.

 

 

 

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

 

 

 

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

 

 

 

Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

 

 

 

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand. Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

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75% of statistics are made up on the spot, 40% of people know that, but only 23.6% of people knowing that report it to others. And there is a 100% chance Marc is gay. Wait, that one's true, according to 99.9% of CR.

Accutually its graemlins/supergay2.gif of CR

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75% of statistics are made up on the spot, 40% of people know that, but only 23.6% of people knowing that report it to others. And there is a 100% chance Marc is gay. Wait, that one's true, according to 84% of the 12% of CR that actually gives a shit.
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