Dave1647545494 Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Note the following alarming facts: (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000. © Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services. Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80 million. (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. © The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188. Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand. Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgels Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 75% of all statistics are made up on the spot. smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pg Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Hahaha. graemlins/thatfunny.gif I love guns!!! I want to be a doctor. Hmm... I'll be killing lots of people! Haha. Are those real Dave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by burgels™: 75% of all statistics are made up on the spot. smile.gif oOoOOoOOoOOoOoOoOoOoOoo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bgbdbn Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Should I take my gun to the doctor next time for self defence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jpurdy2003 Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 It is so easy to illegally obtain a gun that gun control legislation is irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 75% of statistics are made up on the spot, 40% of people know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 75% of statistics are made up on the spot, 40% of people know that, but only 23.6% of people knowing that report it to others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 75% of statistics are made up on the spot, 40% of people know that, but only 23.6% of people knowing that report it to others. And there is a 100% chance Marc is gay. Wait, that one's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 75% of statistics are made up on the spot, 40% of people know that, but only 23.6% of people knowing that report it to others. And there is a 100% chance Marc is gay. Wait, that one's true, according to 99.9% of CR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted December 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 75% of statistics are made up on the spot, 40% of people know that, but only 23.6% of people knowing that report it to others. And there is a 100% chance Marc is gay. Wait, that one's true, according to 99.9% of CR. Accutually its graemlins/supergay2.gif of CR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted December 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by pgsrt-4: Hahaha. graemlins/thatfunny.gif I love guns!!! I want to be a doctor. Hmm... I'll be killing lots of people! Haha. Are those real Dave? no I just copied it out of an email someoen sent me I just thought it was kinda funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraKevin Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 75% of statistics are made up on the spot, 40% of people know that, but only 23.6% of people knowing that report it to others. And there is a 100% chance Marc is gay. Wait, that one's true, according to 84% of the 12% of CR that actually gives a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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