Guest Crankshaft Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 <font color ="midnightblue"> 19. 19 fucking years old. That means, according to statistics, I have: spent six and a half years unconscious, two years in the bathroom, a year and a half in school (though that seems a bit short), another year and a half eating, and another two years doing things I haven't really wanted to do at all. That leaves me with 7 years out of the 19 I've been alive which I actually had to myself, presumably. Big ginormous W.T.F. question mark question mark exclamation point number one excalamtion point. Oh well. I'm going sky diving today for the second time with a bunch of my close friends, then we're all going out to dinner at P.F. Chang's [hella cool]. Some important things I've learned that have shaped my life are 1) shameless self-promotion is the way to go 2) Streaking/Mock stripping for your friends and strangers can be highly rewarding 3) Random acts of insanity are the only way to really know you're alive 4) Women usually aren't worth the trouble 5) Fortune favors the bold, and, most importantly, 6) Be Indiana Jones! Be honest, and people will trust you. Be kind, and you will be loved. Stand up for the little guy and you will be looked up to. Be a gentleman and you'll win the ladies. Read books--the knowledge can really come in handy sometimes (and it makes you look worldly). Know you're beliefs and hold fast to them, and you will be respected. Take risks and never be afraid of a problem--it's just another adventure. And don't always follow the rules--if you do, you'll miss out on most of the fun. That's it. That's all I have to say. Fuck 19. Fuck aging. And fuck time. I don't wanna get any older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Happy Birthday Man! Almost 19 here, I feel so young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 I have a couple more months... Enjoy 19, you'll miss it some day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 do i care your 19, does it mean anything to me, or anyone else....NO. after 18 its all down hill anyways, soon you'll wake up and be 30, beer gut, ugly and alone, and bald. , , oh and happy birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by smokinHawk: do i care your 19, does it mean anything to me, or anyone else....NO. after 18 its all down hill anyways, soon you'll wake up and be 30, beer gut, ugly and alone, and bald. , , oh and happy birthday <font color ="midnightblue"> Ah, what promises the future holds. On a positive note, my mom sent me a surprise birthday cake in the mail and I just got it this morning. +1 for moms. I think I've decided that college birthdays are the best. Party all last night, tonight as well, and probably tomorrow for my friends who couldn't be here today. This is the most I've done in a long time. 21 is gonna be hella crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by The Silent God: <font color ="midnightblue"> Be a gentleman and you'll win the lady's friendship, but she'll still only sleep with your buddy who treats her like dirt. Fixed that for ya! Happy B-day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 19 huh, well at least you can go to canada and drink now. I only have a few more months till I am 20 (like 3 months) 19 and 20 are big WTF ages, cause they really don't mean shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by The_Wang_Of_Fury: 19 huh, well at least you can go to canada and drink now. I only have a few more months till I am 20 (like 3 months) 19 and 20 are big WTF ages, cause they really don't mean shit <font color ="midnightblue"> that's funny, that's exactly what my friend told me. Anyways, skydiving got rained out today; going to Aspen tomorrow, then diving sunday? Bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 congrats on 19, its now a long haul to 21. me i only have 33 more days till i am 21. smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by smokinHawk: do i care your 19, does it mean anything to me, or anyone else....NO. after 18 its all down hill anyways, soon you'll wake up and be 30, beer gut, ugly and alone, and bald.beer gut(beer didnt do it thou) Check Ugly Check Bald Check 30's Suck Oh yeah happy Birthday Silent God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Would be nice to be 19. Happy b-day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black00ws6 Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 I just turned 28 and couldn't be happier.. 1. hot wife 2. gettin ready to move into a half million dollar house 3. own my own business 4. 2 degree's See, getting older is a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COLD AIR Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by The Silent God: <font color ="midnightblue"> 19. 19 fucking years old. That means, according to statistics, I have: spent six and a half years unconscious, two years in the bathroom, a year and a half in school (though that seems a bit short), another year and a half eating, and another two years doing things I haven't really wanted to do at all. That leaves me with 7 years out of the 19 I've been alive which I actually had to myself, presumably. Big ginormous W.T.F. question mark question mark exclamation point number one excalamtion point. Oh well. I'm going sky diving today for the second time with a bunch of my close friends, then we're all going out to dinner at P.F. Chang's [hella cool]. Some important things I've learned that have shaped my life are 1) shameless self-promotion is the way to go 2) Streaking/Mock stripping for your friends and strangers can be highly rewarding 3) Random acts of insanity are the only way to really know you're alive 4) Women usually aren't worth the trouble 5) Fortune favors the bold, and, most importantly, 6) Be Indiana Jones! Be honest, and people will trust you. Be kind, and you will be loved. Stand up for the little guy and you will be looked up to. Be a gentleman and you'll win the ladies. Read books--the knowledge can really come in handy sometimes (and it makes you look worldly). Know you're beliefs and hold fast to them, and you will be respected. Take risks and never be afraid of a problem--it's just another adventure. And don't always follow the rules--if you do, you'll miss out on most of the fun. That's it. That's all I have to say. Fuck 19. Fuck aging. And fuck time. I don't wanna get any older. And 3 minutes of intercourse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevil Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Happy birthday! graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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