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Serene Japanese Computer Messages


Tulo

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Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the

computer screens in Japan, here some are written

in Haiku. Aren't these better than "your computer

has performed an illegal operation"?

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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but

countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked

on. You ask far too much.

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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big. It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your

ire. The network is down.

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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a

simple stone.

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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost

data. Guess which has occurred?

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You step in the stream, but the water has moved

on. This page is not here.

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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

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Having been erased, The document you're seeking

must now be retyped.

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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.

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Screen.

Mind.

Both are blank.

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