Guest 00Smurf Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 One of the foulest jokes in existence goes like this: A son goes up to his father and son and says, "Dad, what does a vagina look like?" The father replies, "Before or after sex?" The son thinks for a moment and says, "Before." "Son, the vagina before sex is a delicate rose, each fold like a blushing petal, warm and luscious to the touch." "Oh," says the son. "So what's it like after sex?" The father thinks for a moment. "Did you ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 ohhh that is gross but really funny hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 <font color ="midnightblue"> Another one goes something like... "Dad, what's a loose vagina like?" The dad thinks for a few seconds and replies, "Well son, you remember what it felt like when Grandpa's horse tried to eat an apple out of your hand?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 haha at the horse one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblunt Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Yet another vagina joke, rather gross Why shouldn't women be eaten out first thing in the morning? -Ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich? One of my personal fav's. Always good for a "yuck". smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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