Buck531 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Gives new meaning to "Who's your daddy?" There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device.. a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Great. smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowhan Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 That's an oldie but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 ahha thats funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 1_slow_600 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Wow thats great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 That was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GSRchick714 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 Thats hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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