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Yes you're fun to go to, YES I DRINK A LOT THERE, God damn right I wanna see your fucking bewbies, please take it all off, why can't I touch if you can, more half price and free lap dances please, no I don't date strippers, I'm not interested in what you have to say when you sit on my lap and touch me, and bouncers, you're not as bad as you think you are when you wear your gay muscle shirt. One more thing, no more 5$ service fees for the damn ATM!
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Originally posted by Matt Sterbator:

Some of you guys are really hard up for pussy. Go rent a movie so at least you can beat off and release sexual tensions without doing it in a public place tongue.gif

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Originally posted by The Vette:

Diamonds in dayton. Jenna Jameson's cooter 3 inches from my face....need I say more..

she used to crash at my friends house whenever she was in columbus, so i'd come home to jenna sleeping on our sofa and i was like "hey what the fuck whos this" "Oh it's just jenna" "K."

 

doing web work for porn stars and working with their agents are fucking sweet.

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yeah true:( but then again do you REALLY want to be where hundreds of other people have been before? Sides she looks sorta hit first thing in the morning without being all done up, and she's got some chicken legs heh.

 

T.c.

 

p.s. another one who I thought was nice was cathrine st. claire, i have a thing for brunettes. The bitch is tall.

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Originally posted by Veritas:

yeah true:( but then again do you REALLY want to be where hundreds of other people have been before? Sides she looks sorta hit first thing in the morning without being all done up, and she's got some chicken legs heh.

 

T.c.

 

p.s. another one who I thought was nice was cathrine st. claire, i have a thing for brunettes. The bitch is tall.

Yes, I'd go where hundreds of others have gone before. Just as long as I'm protected against the elements, I have no problem venturing into well-charted territory.

 

And what's up with your friend? Who is he/she, and why are porn stars always at his/her place?

 

Can we be friends and hang out at your friend's house? I'm fun to party with.

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Originally posted by Sapper98Z:

Yes you're fun to go to, YES I DRINK A LOT THERE, God damn right I wanna see your fucking bewbies, please take it all off, why can't I touch if you can, more half price and free lap dances please, no I don't date strippers, I'm not interested in what you have to say when you sit on my lap and touch me, and bouncers, you're not as bad as you think you are when you wear your gay muscle shirt. One more thing, no more 5$ service fees for the damn ATM!

Tip: Dont use real cash, get the million dollar bills. They look real in low lighting, plus they dont look close at the time you give them to them smile.gif
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she used to (haven't spoken with her in a couple years) manage porn stars and dancers, so they'd frequent her house often.

 

also we had created a web site that had to deal with strippers and musicians, but it went under because she didn't feel like putting the cash into making it happen

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